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Mars, because it's the closest planet we may yet live on
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I don't see no dwarves >:[
On the other hand, I guess Pluto would make pretty apt with that whole underground riches thing
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Hello Osiris dwellers
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Heh, I approve of the mythological reference.
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I find earth rather interesting. mostly because I live there and because my chances of ever actually seeing any other planet are extremely slim. I am sure if I lived on mars that i would find it interesting.
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Community Affairs just released the latest edition (issue 20!) of our regional newspaper, The Osiris Oracle! Give it a read here:
One of these major changes was in the Council of Scribes, the all-citizen legislature of Osiris. The position of Chief Scribe, previously held by Tethys (Tethys 13), has been passed onto Draco Drake (Dragonian Alliance). Draco Drake has been a citizen of Osiris several times, going back as far as 2015. They have served in several subordinate positions - including Deputy Chief Scribe - while Chief Scribe is their first leadership role in our region. The Oracle reached out to Draco this week for comment on their feelings about their appointment and on the skills they bring to the position. They had this to say: “I initially felt ecstatic over receiving a position in my favorite NS Region. I had long wondered over the ifs and whens such an opportunity would present itself. At the end of the day I am quite satisfied with the position given to me and I look forward to fulfilling my necessary duties. I am active in the community, possess a high standard of written English, and have held similar positions in the past.” The Oracle, and the citizenry of Osiris, look forward to our future with Draco Drake leading the legislature. It would be prudent for the reader to wonder, what former Chief Scribe Tethys is up to now. We are happy to report that Tethys stepping down from the position has in no way marked a conclusion or decline in their career. Tethys, who has been a stable presence in the region since 2018, appears to only be moving upward in the world. They served with distinction as Chief Scribe, while pursuing many other projects which have benefitted Osiris over the years. Such projects include Miniature Mondays, Tethys’ ongoing series of forum posts detailing their painting of miniature figurines, as well as elaborating on the lore behind said figurines and the particular ways in which they are painted. Tethys was also responsible for designing the cover of Osiris’ 2020 Yearbook. Not long after stepping down from their previous position, Tethys was appointed as Sub-Vizier of Gameside Affairs by incumbent Vizier, Skies. Tethys has a strong Gameside presence, and is never difficult to find on the Osiran Regional Message Board. Skies (Luna State), for their part, has shown great anticipation for Tethys’ expanded role in their department. They had this to say about their new Sub-Vizier: “Tethys has been a very valued, active member of Osiris, and our Gameside Affairs department. They have a great detail oriented nature and can always be found on both our RMB and Discord. I have complete faith that they'll do wonderful things in GA, and I am very much looking forward to working with them.” This was only the first of two new Sub-Vizier appointments, however. Vizier of Community Affairs Wymondham (Wymondham) has also seen fit to bring a new face into the fold, by appointing Ellie (Russiyskaya respublica) as the newest Sub-Vizier of Community Affairs. Wymondham expressed delight at the new appointment, praising Ellie for her innate talent and drive. He had this to say when reached out to for a quote: “She brings talent, drive and great potential to the team and I am looking forward to working with her. Ellie has already done great work on our weekend games with The West Pacific, as well as bringing brilliant new ideas on board. She has been constantly improving and I cannot wait to see what she brings to the table going forwards.” Last, but certainly not least, Dakota has made major changes to the Council of Guardians. In addition to their appointment as Sub-Vizier of Gameside Affairs, Tethys has been confirmed as a Guardian alongside Hazel (Malphe II). Hazel, who is also Osiris’ Sub-Vizier of Foreign Affairs, has been an attentive and dedicated citizen of Osiris since 2019. She has served admirably in the Foreign Affairs department, as well as being an active presence in several other departments. In addition to these two changes, Dakota has also appointed Ark (that’s me!) to the Council of Guardians. The Oracle reached out to the Pharaoh for comment, and she had this to say: “I’m really happy to have Hazel and Tethys join the Council of Guardians. Tethys has been a consistent and lovely part of our community for years now. Hazel, while having been in Osiris a bit shorter than Teth, has been a wonderful addition to our region since day one. I trust both of these individuals to protect our community. I'm also really grateful to have Ark as my Chair of Guardians. He's someone I know I can go to with anything and be told an honest opinion. If I ever need to disappear off NS unexpectedly, Osiris will definitely be in good hands with him.” For those of you who don’t know, Z-Day began in 2013 on April Fools’ Day and moved to Halloween of the same year. The premise of the event centers around a zombie plague infecting every nation in the game. The virus spreads to every citizen in the nation if measures are not taken to stop the spread. Each Nation has three measures they can take: Exterminate Zombies, Research Cure, or Embrace Zombies. Once a measure is selected the Nation can affect other nations with superweapons by exterminating their zombies, curing their zombies, or converting them. Superweapon effectiveness depends on the ratio of zombies to survivors in both nations involved, with diminishing returns. Superweapons may also convert affected nations to their side and cause their superweapon cooldown to lengthen. Regional infectivity rates decrease as more nations in a region work on the cure and increase as more zombies infect the region. Eventually a cure can be finished and used to convert zombies into survivors. Zombies will eventually starve without survivors to feast upon. The event typically lasts for thirty-six hours, ending at midnight on Halloween. The events during each Z-Day are not permanent and reset shortly after the event. However, the tally board remained open for some time after the event. Unique to this Z-day an option in settings existed to pretend like the zombie apocalypse is not happening. There are more subtle details to the subtle art of Z-day, but these are the bones of the event from which many strategies have been derived. On the twenty-eighth of October, Max Barry assured NationStates that he fully expected to be able to contain and control the situation and there is no need to panic even if isolated pockets of zombies are spotted. This was followed by reports of a Test Apocalypse in which we are assured zombies were not stirring from their graves and everything is locked down. The next report from Max Barry involved assurances of zombies being under control, an immediate halt to all cure-research facilities worldwide, and the opening of all border controls. We were also encouraged to coexist with the zombies in peace and not give in to needless fear that stokes division. Once Max Barry’s nation of Testlandia was cured of zombies, we received an announcement of Max Barry feeling better and we must work together to stop the zombie apocalypse. The event ended with one hundred and seven trillion (or thirteen percent) of the world surviving, four hundred and forty-seven trillion (or fifty-five percent) of the world dead, and two hundred and fifty-seven (or thirty-one percent) of the world existing as zombies. The nation of Kyupaa once again had the most survivors. War and Oppression had the most zombies of any single nation. The highest body count belonged to Pendulous. The North Pacific was the region with the most survivors, with a staggering twenty-three trillion survivors. The region of NationStates had the most survivors with no zombies in the region for a total of five trillion survivors. The Forest region with three trillion survivors had the most survivors with no quarantine. Lazarus, ironically, had the most dead for the event with a body count of twenty trillion. Finally, the grand region of Osiris had the most zombies at twelve trillion. It was a fantastic showing for all regions involved, with healthy competition seen in many regions. In whatever goal the region ultimately decided on, the end result was fun comradery for all nations involved. In more local news, Osiris as a region of resurrected nations naturally chose to embrace the undead horde. Starting at about 3AM eastern time, the marvelous nation of Tethys 13 began their undead crusade. Tethys 13 battled and completely infected uncountable nations in their crusade. Literally, multiple people lost count. Tethys 13’s general strategy consisted of monitoring the activity feed and crushing anyone curing or worse, killing. Tethys was usually able to catch curers after two or so Cure Missile Volleys. After twelve hours, Tethys 13 remarked that they may need help, whether mental or virtual remains to be seen. The Crusade of Tethys 13 had many valiant accomplices assist the conversion of Osiris, as their schedules allowed. After Tethys 13 passed out due either to lack of sleep or good habits, several citizens of Osiris took up their mantle and spread the good word of brain eating to those silly curers. Most notable among these citizens were Yokiria, Cobrito, Minecraftiana, and Wymondham. For their efforts, Tethys 13 was awarded the Key to the City of R’lyeh by Pharaoh Dakota Vytherov-Skollvaldr. In the end the region of Osiris stood triumphantly rotting in their undead glory. Z-day has once again come and gone. Osiris ended the event with the most zombies. Tethys 13 valiantly spread the good news of brain eating and its various accessories. Many other regions, for some reason, refused the lure of brains and put up several valiant and effective fights against the Zombie Apocalypse. Max Barry was entertaining, as always. As all good things must, the thirty-six hour long Zombie Apocalypse ended at midnight on Halloween night. So what be needed? How to do? Well, firstly, you need to brown the meat. This is the critical step, if you put the beef straight in with the onions as they fry it won’t brown properly and you won’t get the same flavour. Put the pot on very high heat with a bit of oil (note that the meat will probably release some fat while frying so don’t put in too much, you don’t want it to start simmering in its own juices rather than frying) and brown the meat until it’s crispy and golden brown-ish on all sides. The objective here isn’t to cook the meat, it should 100% still be raw on the inside (you can check this by feeling the meat, if it’s still super springy and squishy that means it’s raw on the inside), you just want to get the outside browned. Once browned, take the meat out of the pan and put aside. You can choose to begin frying the onions in the leftover fat from the meat, personally I cleaned the pan out and began with fresh oil but using the leftover fat might help with the flavour. Fry the onions until soft for about 5 minutes or so, dunno if it makes much of a difference if they’re dark coloured or not. In the last 30 seconds of frying your onions add in the salt, pepper, paprika, cumin and crushed garlic. You want the rawness of the spices and garlic to fry off for a moment. Once this is done, you can add the meat back in. Mix the meat in with the onions as best as you can and try to get all the chunks fairly compactly squished into the pot, you want to use as little space as possible. Now that you’ve got the meat compactly in you can add the chopped tomatoes and stock. Different braising recipes advise using different liquids including water, wine and beer but I’m going with beef stock and chopped tomatoes. I think they give the nicest flavour. Make sure that the meat is covered in its entirety!!! If you leave any meat exposed to the air, it’ll dry out, it’ll still be tender but also feel like sand, at least if the cut you’re using was as lean as mine. You’re using the liquid to keep the meat moist while cooking. Bring this mixture to a boil (if you put anything into the oven before bringing it to a boil it’ll never come up to a simmer ever). Now you can preheat your oven to gas mark 4 (350F/180C). Once preheated put the lid on your pot and put it in the middle rack (that’s what I did, probs makes little difference though) and leave it in there to braise for around 2 hours, I’ve found that 2 hours has it tender but still leaves a little bit of bite to it, if you want to shred the meat for sandwiches or tacos or whatever you may be better off with 3 hours and even turning the heat down to gas mark 3 (325F/170C) if you like. If you’re worried about anything burning, you can routinely check the pot and the tenderness of the meat, you cook it for long enough and it’ll be so tender that it’s practically jelly and that might not be to everyone’s taste. Bring the pot out once cooked and serve hot! Depending on how you do it you can shred the meat into the braising liquid, serve them as whole chunks, take them out and shred them before covering them in a separate sauce, your choice! I’m not sure if you’d want to rest the meat like you would a roast, given it’s been cooked at such a low temperature I think the temp is even enough that it doesn’t really matter + it isn’t like there’s any pink meat left in this for overcook cooking.
Enjoy!
The ushering in of a new year is often seen as an ideal time to usher in a series of governmental reforms here in the multiverse. Osiris is no exception to this practice. As 2020 drew to a (very welcome) close, Pharaoh Dakota (Valerievna) announced a series of changes to various positions in Osiris. These changes serve to allow longtime civil servants to gain experience in new areas of governance, as well as allowing fresh faces to bring their own talents into the fold.
The ninth zombie invasion to beset the NationStates server ended back in November. Valiant attempts to cure the plague, exterminate the undead, or spread the good word of brain eating were seen across the site. Max Barry, naturally, released a series of event updates at various intervals. Locally, Z-day was met with much undead enthusiasm in Osiris. The region engaged in healthy competition with its other game created regions. Z-day is always a beloved event in the world of NationStates with few able to imagine life before the annual Zombie Apocalypse.
TENDER BRAISED BEEF
If you’re anything like me you might not really know what to do with a big cut of roasting beef. I find it’s way too easy for me to accidentally dry it out or overcook it while roasting, and even then, when it’s done right, roast beef is never gonna be the most tender with how tough and lean roasting cuts usually are.
I much, much prefer braising these big tough cuts! Braising is just a fancy term for a two step cooking process, where you first brown whatever you’re cooking before adding some amount of liquid to the pan and simmering it at a low heat for a long time until it’s falling apart tender and moist. I’m using beef for this one (note I’ve forgotten which cut I actually used, it was very lean though) but it could definitely work very well with other meats like pork!
Note that this is an extremely easy and loose recipe, you don’t really have to measure ingredients for it at all! This can also be used for pot roasts and stews, just try cutting the onions much finer than you would normally, you can also add some vegetables like celery and carrots!
One kilogram-ish ROASTING BEEF, chopped into ~2-3 inch chunks.
Equal parts chopped tomatoes and beef stock enough to submerge the meat – if you’re using pork, use something else, I dunno, maybe just some chicken stock?
Two teaspoons of salt, black pepper and paprika as well as one teaspoon of cumin!
Three cloves crushed garlic (protip! If you peel and dice a clove of garlic, you can actually sprinkle some coarse salt over it and use it as an abrasive to effectively mince the garlic with the side of your knife).
A few bay leaves + other whole aromatics if you want, bouquet garni would defo work for this!
1 large chopped onion (doesn’t have to be finely chopped!).
A few tablespoons of cooking oil.
Critically, a lidded pot that can go into the oven; I’m using an old enameled cast iron dutch oven.
We’re doing this on high heat so that it browns as far as possible while cooking the inside of the meat as least as possible. Some recipes advise seasoning the meat with salt & pepper at this step to help it brown + for flavour, I figured it’s gonna be getting plenty of seasoning while braising in the liquid so that’s your call. If there’s any big slabs of fat on the meat it’s good to give them especially long to fry, we want to make sure all that fat melts down. This takes quite a bit of time though, until the meat is browned about 4-5 minutes will pass
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Question Of The Day!!
What’s your favorite cereal?
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Boo Cereal?
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I dislike cereal, but if forced to eat cereal I will go Cheerios.
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Ape Crunch
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This weird organic vanilla granola cereal that came in these milk pint containers that I used to get at the store when I lived in Oregon. Not saying it was better than every other cereal in the history of ever but it ABSOLUTELY WAS.
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This was very well written and interesting to read. Congratulations to the new leaders of our very active region!
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I prefer porridge, but as a luxury every now and then, my local supermarket sells oat clusters and crisped rice with such additions as dried apple and cinnamon, or dried raspberries and yoghurt-flavoured pieces.
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Fruity Pebbles, but I wish they weren't as colorful.
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Question Of The Day!!
If you could make a Furby out of any material, in any theme, what would you create?
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industrial chains
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BLOOD!!! BLOOD FURBYYY
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No
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The interior filled with the cure for cancer, the exterior made from whatever would be needed to contain and preserve it and showing the creation method.
Even truly awful powers can be used for good.
Russian Steampunk
A communist is Furby
Hello I am From Karma so Hey From there!
I would make a Bomb out of a Furby
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