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United departments of europe

The Gold Mines wrote:Alan: “why would Alexa care?”

Lol "no reason".

North American Imperial State wrote:Wooloo Soldier: "I have you on recording that you just shot this girl with a Trank!"

Wooloo Solider: "you have violated 3 different Wooloosian Laws, this girl would have the rights to press charges, i would if was her"

Zarbik, The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

North American Imperial State wrote:Princess Emily: "I am going to get alexa soldier, keep him right her"
She rushes to alexa

Alexa is relaxing on a beach
Alexa: “hello princess, what do you need?”

Zarbik, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

The Gold Mines wrote:Alan: *texts Alexa that wooloos is arresting him for no reason* “why would Alexa care?”

Vesta: "ive been watching you guys for awhile"
"You alen alan... alex.. yeh alex decided to go brrr with the sleeping darts"

"Maybe listen to yo damn kid"

The Gold Mines, Kingdom Of Englands, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

North American Imperial State wrote:Wooloo Solider: "you have violated 3 different Wooloosian Laws, this girl would have the rights to press charges, i would if was her"

Alan: “I am not in wooloos!”
(Even though he is violating more TGM laws then in Wooloos l o l)

The Gold Mines wrote:Alan: “why would Alexa care?”

King Adam: "I am, and if she does nothing, you just costed yoru family a vacation, because i am diplomatically expelling you from the country if she does nothing"

Zarbik, The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

United departments of europe

North American Imperial State wrote:Wooloo Solider: "you have violated 3 different Wooloosian Laws, this girl would have the rights to press charges, i would if was her"

EGDF Trooper: If you guys don't mind, I called Interpol.

An Interpol helicopter lands nearby, and several soilders rush out.

The Gold Mines wrote:Alexa is relaxing on a beach
Alexa: “hello princess, what do you need?”

Princess Emily: "your father just shot anna with a tarnk"
(Stupid auto correct)

Zarbik, The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

North American Imperial State wrote:Princess Emily: "your father just shot anna with a tank"

Alexa: “he WHAT?”
Bert runs over
Bert: “yeah, I saw him! Anna be sleeping real bad! Uncle Alan is going insane!”

Zarbik, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

North American Imperial State wrote:Princess Emily: "your father just shot anna with a tarnk"
(Stupid auto correct)

(I hate fricking auto correct)

Zarbik, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

Niwae wrote:* tests the SDK on criminals and the weapon is functional *

Researcher Alexander Report: The infected criminals were given guns and gathered the test subjects and they all started screaming saying they saw a monster and started shooting and the last one committed suicide by shooting himself.

The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

North American Imperial State wrote:King Adam: "I am, and if she does nothing, you just costed yoru family a vacation, because i am diplomatically expelling you from the country if she does nothing"

The maids walk up silently

Maid_6: "do you need assistance"
Maid_1: "wooloo king"

The Gold Mines, North American Imperial State, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

The Gold Mines wrote:(I hate fricking auto correct)

*Bonk auto correct for you*

The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

United departments of europe

The Gold Mines wrote:Alexa: “he WHAT?”
Bert runs over
Bert: “yeah, I saw him! Anna be sleeping real bad! Uncle Alan is going insane!”

Interpol troopers rush by.

Interpol Trooper (to a radio): We are now in the process of responding to the child abuse situation. A man named Alan shot his daughter. Over.
Interpol Trooper 2: Move move!

North American Imperial State wrote:King Adam: "I am, and if she does nothing, you just costed yoru family a vacation, because i am diplomatically expelling you from the country if she does nothing"

Alan: “good, I hate this stupid place”
Anne: “that would be so humiliating!”

Zarbik, North American Imperial State, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

Zarbik wrote:The maids walk up silently

Maid_6: "do you need assistance"
Maid_1: "wooloo king"

King Adam: "Yea, get the police over here"

Zarbik, The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

The Gold Mines wrote:Alexa: “he WHAT?”
Bert runs over
Bert: “yeah, I saw him! Anna be sleeping real bad! Uncle Alan is going insane!”

Alexa: “my dad just broke 5 different TGM laws”

Zarbik, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

United departments of europe

The Gold Mines wrote:Alexa: “my dad just broke 5 different TGM laws”

(He broke international laws as well, along with Wooloo laws. :P)

North American Imperial State wrote:King Adam: "Yea, get the police over here"

Maid_1: "the police we can be"
Maid_7: "there are nine of us"

they look at the sence in unison

The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

The Gold Mines wrote:Alan: “good, I hate this stupid place”
Anne: “that would be so humiliating!”

King Adam: "For Once, i can agree with you anne, and my parliament would call with a suspension of diplomatic relations with TGM and posbily Melons since your a state of melons, so you better hope it doesn't come to that"

Zarbik, The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

United departments of europe

North American Imperial State wrote:King Adam: "For Once, i can agree with you anne, and my parliament would call with a suspension of diplomatic relations with TGM and posbily Melons since your a state of melons, so you better hope it doesn't come to that"

(Whoa, why punsih the funny meme Melons and the TGM goverment for this?)

Celia: That's.....going a bit too extreme.....

North American Imperial State wrote:King Adam: "For Once, i can agree with you anne, and my parliament would call with a suspension of diplomatic relations with TGM and posbily Melons since your a state of melons, so you better hope it doesn't come to that"

Alan: “you are a stupid antics country anyway”
Anne: “true, but you realize how bad TGM would look”

Zarbik, North American Imperial State, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

United departments of europe wrote:(Whoa, why punsih the funny meme Melons and the TGM goverment for this?)

Celia: That's.....going a bit too extreme.....

King Adam: he Violated Woolooisan law, that will not be tolerated

Zarbik, The Gold Mines, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

United departments of europe wrote:(Whoa, why punsih the funny meme Melons and the TGM goverment for this?)

Celia: That's.....going a bit too extreme.....

Roberta: “I think that Alexa. Will care abiut this. Anyways.”

Zarbik, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

North American Imperial State wrote:King Adam: he Violated Woolooisan law, that will not be tolerated

Roberta: “he also violated. TGM state law”
Alan: “ I did not!”

Zarbik, United departments of europe, and Hunetia

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