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Revives Alright, time to go back to being president!
No, *dumps lots of cow droppings on your head*
Now you can go.
Great! Now I have to clean this gas mask, WWII helmet, black overcoat, black boots, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Old on one moment, *cleans coat to reveal double thunderbolts* care to explain?
... OH! LOOK AT THE TIME! Might as well go hehe Makes a run for it
Hey get back here *flings cow droppings that lands right on just showered hair*
Stops I surrender! I surrender!
Did you do your Eurasian Language test yet?
Why you ask?
Uh oh, you know what that means! *pulls out minigun loaded with Cow dung*
beg for your life in eurasian.
Starts begging for life in eurasian
Too late! *fires thousands of rounds of cow droppings a second in your direction*
dies
*cow droppings form together into beam of droppings that soon gets everywhere, including inside eyes, nose, ears and mouth*
dies three times and then body melts away into acid
*footage of President is then uploaded to internet with eurasian bots spread everywhere to call attention to the humiliation of the Error president*
That's what you get for not paying 120m.
soul rots in the underworld
No! revives President 223w
*smacks in face with "how to not be smart" the book*
Free-Reorganized-States what do you think about having a political power stat that increases daily based on stats like Law Enforcement and Authoritarianism and Government Size?
Nah, I think that political power should be included in the soft power stats.
Government size would be one though.
Law Enforcement should be included though
Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic, I'd like to congratulate you- the priests of Droidism you've sent a long time back have done the impossible- they've officially become the largest religion in Corporate Disney with 27.9% of the population following it- there's still a majority atheism present- but you've at the very least turned Droidism into the majority religion over all others, congrats.
Maybe for stability if we ever factor that as a major stat, but political power is its own thing tbh.
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