War Declaration

Moscow, 20-03-2024

Official Statement

From the Ministry of War and Soviet Proletariat Expansion, headed by Luksz VånRijk, we inform that starting on 03-21-2024, we will launch an invasion of Geermany, with our troops hitting Berlin. Unfortunately we wanted the path of dialogue, but German exploitative neoliberalism decided on the path of blood and war. Until Berlin is Soviet, we won't stop. Soviet Union. President Xi Jing Ping.