Pirate Encounter East of Treadwellia

Axixican War Ship destroys Pirates:

The dreadnought AWS “Ciudad Mas Tequila y Sizzle” (the Ciudad Tee) encountered three pirate frigates 100 km ENE of Treadwellia in the Sea of Bitter Pills. All three were destroyed using Mother Teresa Class cruise missles.

Survivors in lifeboats were machined-gunned to death 💀 with a medley of Tom Petty’s greatest hits playing over the Ciudad Tee’s loudspeakers.

Supreme Leader Sizzle has awarded the crew of the Ciudad Tee the Order of Valiant Defender of the Nation.

Fleet Captain Pectoralraisen Smallcolonson has been awarded the Star of Blood for his courage in the face of underwhelming odds.