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by The Great Republic of Keventle. . 25 reads.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!


The Allied States ZOMBIE HQ

It's the end of the world! Not really, but it's fun to yell out in public restrooms. Here's the load down, everyone remain calm and if you space out for the rest of the doomsday, just remember to RESEARCH CURE when you get the issue. If you are not getting the issue, make sure you have cleared up the previous 5 that are already there.

WHAT IS THIS? WHY ARE THEIR TNRS ["Zombies"] IN MY NATION?!

Remain calm. TNR is a natural spirit animal that enjoys the warm flesh of your citizens. What we all must do is to research how to make enough Linksnicker bars to cure him. It's a logistical nightmare, that our brightest scientists must figure out. So don't kill TNR, or become hangry like him, research a cure and be TNRs friend. :)

SO WHAT NOW?

1) Select the cure option

2) Find non-curing nations (like killers and zombie supporters) then report them on the RMB.

3) Once we find a cure, start curing small nations, killers, then zombie nations. DO NOT CURE ONLINE NATIONS THAT ARE CURING (If you selected killing or zombie, change to the curing option)

4) Watch THIS for nations that are killing or attacking with zombies and IMMEDIATELY hit them with a cure bomb. This prevents them from doing further damage, and then report them on the RMB.

*If you have to be a killing nation, please research a cure first, then change, once your population is cured, to killing. Then select killing bombs for invading zombie nations. DO NOT TARGET our own nations.

More to come...

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