The Book of Flemingovia - Chapter 6

1 And the people said “Govindia should not be in the Regional Assembly. It is contrary to our laws.” 2 So they laid hands upon the statue of Govindia and started to drag him from the regional Assembly. 3 But Govindia dug his heels in and refused to move until Grosseschnauzer decided that he should move.

4 And Grossechnauzer entered the city.

5 And the people spoke to Grosseschnauzer and said “Govindia should not be in the Regional Assembly. It is contrary to our laws.”

6 And Grosseschnauzer’s face was as thunder, and he spoke harshly to the people. 7 And he said “Govindia is my true minion, who speaks as I desire him to speak and decides as I want him to decide. 8 Although the Law says that he should be removed, I am above the Law because I decide what the Law means. And I decide that Govindia must stay.”

9 And the people said “we are many and you are one. This is supposed to be a democracy. Why should you decide against our will?”

10 And Grossescnauzer said “you are right when you say that TNP is a democracy. 11 A democracy means “one man, one vote.” In TNP I am the man and I get the vote. 12 Now shut the f*ck up and do as you are told. Govindia stays until I decide that he goes.”

13 And the people were sad.

14 And Govindia spoke and said “the delegate has not explained his unexplained extended absence.” 15 But his words were as ashes in the ears of the people, for they knew that there would be no freedom and no liberty and no rule of law so long as Grosseschnauzer ruled over the region.

16 And they longed for the Temple that Grosseschnauzer had destroyed. They longed to be free.