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The Kretzel Gazette - The end of Cold Calling
The Kretzel Gazette - 03/04/2026
Kretzel Officially bans Cold Calling
Starting from today, all forms of Cold Calling and other forms of unrequested marketing are going to be criminalized. Cold callers are getting their address tracked by the Ministry of Communications, where they will be welcomed by our uniformized "social workers" for a little visit. The bulldozers are already in effect, ready to tear down several cold-calling centers around Kretzel. Anyone commiting a cold call can be punishable with up to 4 years in prison and for those who organize the activity, up to 16 years in prison. The buildings are scheduled to be razed down imemdiately. For the owners, you shall comply with the law and leave the building, as any attempt to thwart the action of our operatives will qualify as armed resistance, and will be met with extreme prejudice. In order to guarantee the law and order, the army will also partake in the defense of the wrecking crews.
- Glory to the Republic
