The Voice of Kretzel - Issue 06/03/2026

Drederik Tailor - 04/03/2026 - What's so wrong with people? They keep bugging the government to push nudity-related freedom. They're a bunch of weirdos that wants to run around with their dangling appendages all day. Nobody deserves to watch this. It must be stopped.

Ivan Nordok - 05/03/2026 - Good to see the government actually caring for the environment. The older chattling, noisy and smokey engines are gone by now with the newer Emission Standards Legislation. Those who wants to buy or drive a car must first be wealthy enough to maintain it, quit it with the "going cheap" archetypes that are plaguing our country!

Ystivan Odom - 05/03/2026 - It's great news that now you can send your children to either secular or religious schools. Back in public schools we used to have our children forced to attend to religious classes despite they being agnostic and atheistic. Now my children can go on and learn in peace without being bugged by religious scholars.

Maria Olenka - 06/03/2026 - In my street, all walls are covered in protest posters. Why those losers spend their day gluing those nonsensical c**p over the walls? Besides, whenever i take them down, tomorrow they reappear all over again!

The_Proletariat-87 - 06/03/2026 - Something must be done to counter those slackers. They spend all day doing nothing while we, the working class, must break a back to pay the bills. The government should reduce welfare spending and instead improve the working conditions and safety for all our workers. The government spends alot on welfare and yet, we, the working class, doesn't see a penny of those benefits.

Robert Lancaster - 06/03/2026 - Hello did anyone see my cat? It's a tabi, about 8 years old. I lost him while walking on the park. If you get any info please call ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ (The government of Kretzel does not allow the posting of telephone numbers on any media format. Try using some posters with the number written instead.)