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The Very much alive Jevil of Texopolian Trade Route.
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Sportsbook TNP
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How to play?
This is the place to gamble your cards away and get a chance to grow your collection! Submit a bet amount, the team you bet on, and telegram that information to me! (
Texopolian Trade Route)
Every Sports season, select a category. You are allowed to bet as many cards as possible, if you bet and your team wins, you get those cards at zero expense!
However losing will end up in you being forced to gift to the house! (cards should be gifted to Texopolian Trade Route)
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Location:
Greater PortugalizaEstablishment: August 4, 2025
First Season: August 7, 2025
Director: Tozé of Greater Portugaliza
Affiliations:
Current Betting Season: S.37
Tournament Victors:
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Teams
Name | City | Venue | Description | Debut |
Liberty FC | Domingusa | Freedoom Arena | Liberty FC is the oldest and most popular team around. Founded on the values of democracy, union, and freedom (which also lends its name to their arena) after the fall of the dictatorship. The club’s main symbol is the Statue of Liberty. | S1 |
Interstellar FC | Lisbon | Galaxy Arena | Founded with the intention of becoming the best team in the country, Interstellar FC was created by space enthusiasts who love the beautiful game, and maybe hope to play it on Mars one day. Their motto is "Per ardua ad astra". | S1 |
Cleo's Crocodilians | Alexandria | Shrek's Swamp | The team of Queen Cleopatra VII, a neighboring monarch. Named after her army of Nile crocodiles who are ready to attack anyone who dares defeat their team. | S1 |
Fish Athletic | Bikini Bottom | ZemisNorth Stadium | This one’s for the fish enthusiasts. Based in Bikini Bottom, Fish Athletic plays in ZemisNorth Stadium — named after the best tech company in the north — just a few minutes away from the iconic Krusty Krab. | S1 |
United Paella Bonkers CF | San José | Steaming Bowl Stadium | Founded by Spaniards and devoted paella enjoyers, this club believes in bonking opponents who dare to disagree. Their first victim was Michael Jackson, who got a concussion and had to get medical assistance. *bonks you with paella* | S1 |
Neptunia | Municipal Stadium of Neptunia | A newly founded team owned by a famous CEO who, for some reason, really likes the planet Neptune. That’s the whole origin story. Weird, but it works. | S1 | |
Unicorn FC | Unicorn City | Rainbow Stadium | A rainbow-colored team from Unicorn City, inspired by the mythical creature itself. Some say unicorns don’t exist. Others claim they live for rainbows, glitter, pings and NationStates cards. Kinda weird, if you ask me. | S1 |
Navigators SC | Woodshire of the Seven Seas | Cartographer's Field | Founded by descendants of the brave navigators who charted the unknown during the Age of Discovery for Greater Portugaliza. Based in the remote island city of Woodshire of the Seven Seas, they play at Cartographer’s Field. Just because they sail doesn’t mean they can’t score. | S1 |
The Saints FC | Fremouw | Sunset Stadium | The team of the Dragon. They are from the island nation of Frismana and are hungry for titles and... winning odds? Their stadium holds around 120k fans, but feels like a million when the crowd’s been drinking. I recommend that you bring earplugs, and maybe a shield. If I'm not wrong, Peter Griffin's father is from there. | S1 |
Domingusa TNPV'ers | Domingusa | zArena | The team for fans of the regional song contest “The North Pacific Vision.” Their stadium once hosted the competition, with the legendary Krisitan McRonald as host! | S1 |
Banhammer Dynamo | Cape Jacobstadt | Locomotive Ground | The team of King Marcus. He is very passionate about his team, legend says he even built part of their stadium Locomotive Ground. Disclaimer: Just don’t tell Queen Cleopatra, she’ll order her reptiles to nibble on him for not supporting her team. | S1 |
Radio Mafia AFC | New Roosevelt | Archduke's Palace | Formed by ex-mafia members who fell in love with radio. Most left after “Video Killed The Radio Star,” but the ones who stayed refuse to let their team down and broadcast with passion. It seems that couscous is their favourite food. That's odd, isn't it? | S1 |
SC Developers | Silverbank City | Silverbank Caravan | The team that comes from Silverbank. Most people from there like developing games for other people to enjoy, but this time they'll be the ones playing the game. | S1 |
Sphynx UFC | São Paulo da Praia | The Pyramid | The team of a local elite university. Most of their players are young prospects, but their staff have so many degrees that it will blow your socks off. But do not be worried, getting a degree will not make you better on the pitch, training will. | S1 |
The Artist FP | Croughts | The Art of Football Stadium | The first team to join the league after its debut season, they’re the go-to club for lovers of art and culture. They even have their own anthem: "Art Attack" by Demi Lovato. Wait… what do you mean it’s actually "Heart Attack"? | S2 |
Frog Town FC | Frog Town | The Lilypad Arena | From a swamp where canals replace roads and frogs outnumber fans, this club brings mud, chaos, and charm to the league. Their mascot, Pepe the Frog, leads the charge from The Lilypad Arena, a stadium only reachable by boat. Visiting teams hate the mosquitoes but locals call it “home advantage.” | S8 |
Benfica Arsonists | Benfica | Inferno Arena | Decades ago, they were the kings of the pitch. They won everything worth winning, until an irresponsible investment fund torched their glory. Now ressurected by die-hard fans, they're vowing to do whatever it takes (even “burning down” the competition) to return to glory. At home, the terrifying amount of pyrotechnics makes opponents wonder if they’ve walked into a football match or a demolition. | S10 |
Miner's Dynamite | Ruby Town | The Geode | As kids, they yearned for the mines. Before kicking footballs, they kicked coal and it was there, in the deep underground, that they struck their passion for the beautiful game. "They say pressure makes diamonds, how the hell am I still coal?" No wonder they use a 4-2-2 diamond formation. | S10 |
Roundbird FT | New Navana City | The Orb | Is it a ball? Is it a balloon? No! It’s the majestic Roundbird, a plump avian native to their Uvean homeland. The club’s name celebrates their national mascot, though referees constantly remind players that booting one into the net does not count as a goal. | S10 |
Club Atlético Team | Skto | Estadio CAT | An international club that was downloaded from another league, they bring with them a deep football tradition and plenty of ambition. Their fans insist on pronouncing the entire name, “Team” and all, much to the confusion of commentators. | S10 |
BFF | Kaiserplatz | Kolosseum der Sieger | This team from the south, more specifically Fortisbellator, joins to give the league one more team. This German team's name is so hard to write and pronounce that everyone uses their abbreviation, BFF. | S10 |
North Pacific Patriots | Pacífica | Northern Lights Stadium | If TNP is your thing, this is your team. Polar bears, goats, oranges, roleplayers, countryball artists, dispatch-writers, amongst many others, are all welcome. The Patriots embody the wild, creative chaos of the region, united under one banner. Their home, Delegate's Office (Northern Lights Stadium for commercial reasons) in Pacífica, shines as bright as their community spirit. | S18 |
Fortuna Bikasheher Sporting | Bikasheher | Clawer's Bank Stadium | When “Fortuna” (luck) is in your name, who needs skill? At least, that’s what their fans claim. Hailing from Bikasheher, Shrikisthan, their game plan is equal parts hope, prayer, and kits in a dark lavender shade that smell suspiciously like freshly washed laundry. Opponents sometimes swear the fragrance is so strong it throws them off their game. | S18 |
Red Star Ukhta | New Moscow | Alexander Yegorov National Arena | You don’t need to wave a red flag to love football, comrades. Hailing from the Ukhta soviet commune and backed by the Combine Steel Works, they march onto the pitch under their blazing star. Something tells us they’ve got a special dislike for Liberty FC… | S23 |
York City | York | York Multipurpose Pavillion | From the rural region of Westlandia, York City rise again. Once a historic giant, years of isolation and underdevelopment sent them tumbling down the ladder. Yet their fans never left, swearing lifelong loyalty to the golden shirt. Their old chant still echoes: “If you think Lisbon is big, Westlandia is bigger!” | S26 |
Red Talons United | Novataia | Hawk Nest Stadium | Born in Phii, Red Talons United play with the ferocity of their namesake. In their nest, fans screech like hawks, while the team dreams of bringing trophies home. Known for a sharp, counter-attacking style, they call their approach “Angry Birds”: strike fast, strike hard, and leave nothing behind but feathers. | S26 |
X City FC | X City | Xian Airlines Stadium | Based in the heart of X Country, this club is so traditional that even their trophies have trophies. With decades of footballing heritage, they proudly remind everyone of their glorious past… especially when the present doesn’t look quite as glorious. | S26 |
Wolves FC | Ayushan City | Wolvarena | After RMB demand, a new team rises. The Wolves have arrived and are here to devour. In their stadium, fans shout 'Ayuzhhhhh' to intimidate their opponents. | S32 |
The Pericans | Réunion Island | Raphael Babet Stadium | Masters of order and precision, The Pericans of the Republique de lumiere have been “excelling” at home for years — fans joke their tactics look like a Microsoft Excel sheet come to life. Now they’re ready to copy-paste that success onto Portugaliza’s stage. | S35 |
Teams
Name | City | Venue | Description | Odds (%) |
Liberty FC | Domingusa | Freedoom Arena | Liberty FC is the oldest and most popular team around. Founded on the values of democracy, union, and freedom (which also lends its name to their arena) after the fall of the dictatorship. The club’s main symbol is the Statue of Liberty. | 41% |
Interstellar FC | Lisbon | Galaxy Arena | Founded with the intention of becoming the best team in the country, Interstellar FC was created by space enthusiasts who love the beautiful game, and maybe hope to play it on Mars one day. Their motto is "Per ardua ad astra". | 60% |
Cleo's Crocodilians | Alexandria | Shrek's Swamp | The team of Queen Cleopatra VII, a neighboring monarch. Named after her army of Nile crocodiles who are ready to attack anyone who dares defeat their team. | 47% |
Fish Athletic | Bikini Bottom | ZemisNorth Stadium | This one’s for the fish enthusiasts. Based in Bikini Bottom, Fish Athletic plays in ZemisNorth Stadium — named after the best tech company in the north — just a few minutes away from the iconic Krusty Krab. | 2% |
United Paella Bonkers CF | San José | Steaming Bowl Stadium | Founded by Spaniards and devoted paella enjoyers, this club believes in bonking opponents who dare to disagree. Their first victim was Michael Jackson, who got a concussion and had to get medical assistance. *bonks you with paella* | 2% |
Neptunia | Municipal Stadium of Neptunia | A newly founded team owned by a famous CEO who, for some reason, really likes the planet Neptune. That’s the whole origin story. Weird, but it works. | 11% | |
Unicorn FC | Unicorn City | Rainbow Stadium | A rainbow-colored team from Unicorn City, inspired by the mythical creature itself. Some say unicorns don’t exist. Others claim they live for rainbows, glitter, pings and NationStates cards. Kinda weird, if you ask me. | 3% |
Navigators SC | Woodshire of the Seven Seas | Cartographer's Field | Founded by descendants of the brave navigators who charted the unknown during the Age of Discovery for Greater Portugaliza. Based in the remote island city of Woodshire of the Seven Seas, they play at Cartographer’s Field. Just because they sail doesn’t mean they can’t score. | 11% |
The Saints FC | Fremouw | Sunset Stadium | The team of the Dragon. They are from the island nation of Frismana and are hungry for titles and... winning odds? Their stadium holds around 120k fans, but feels like a million when the crowd’s been drinking. I recommend that you bring earplugs, and maybe a shield. If I'm not wrong, Peter Griffin's father is from there. | 19% |
Domingusa TNPV'ers | Domingusa | zArena | The team for fans of the regional song contest “The North Pacific Vision.” Their stadium once hosted the competition, with the legendary Krisitan McRonald as host! | 3% |
Banhammer Dynamo | Cape Jacobstadt | Locomotive Ground | The team of King Marcus. He is very passionate about his team, legend says he even built part of their stadium Locomotive Ground. Disclaimer: Just don’t tell Queen Cleopatra, she’ll order her reptiles to nibble on him for not supporting her team. | 31% |
Radio Mafia AFC | New Roosevelt | Archduke's Palace | Formed by ex-mafia members who fell in love with radio. Most left after “Video Killed The Radio Star,” but the ones who stayed refuse to let their team down and broadcast with passion. It seems that couscous is their favourite food. That's odd, isn't it? | 15% |
SC Developers | Silverbank City | Silverbank Caravan | The team that comes from Silverbank. Most people from there like developing games for other people to enjoy, but this time they'll be the ones playing the game. | 2% |
Sphynx UFC | São Paulo da Praia | The Pyramid | The team of a local elite university. Most of their players are young prospects, but their staff have so many degrees that it will blow your socks off. But do not be worried, getting a degree will not make you better on the pitch, training will. | 1% |
The Artist FP | Croughts | The Art of Football Stadium | The first team to join the league after its debut season, they’re the go-to club for lovers of art and culture. They even have their own anthem: "Art Attack" by Demi Lovato. Wait… what do you mean it’s actually "Heart Attack"? | 2% |
Frog Town FC | Frog Town | The Lilypad Arena | From a swamp where canals replace roads and frogs outnumber fans, this club brings mud, chaos, and charm to the league. Their mascot, Pepe the Frog, leads the charge from The Lilypad Arena, a stadium only reachable by boat. Visiting teams hate the mosquitoes but locals call it “home advantage.” | 17% |
Benfica Arsonists | Benfica | Inferno Arena | Decades ago, they were the kings of the pitch. They won everything worth winning, until an irresponsible investment fund torched their glory. Now ressurected by die-hard fans, they're vowing to do whatever it takes (even “burning down” the competition) to return to glory. At home, the terrifying amount of pyrotechnics makes opponents wonder if they’ve walked into a football match or a demolition. | 1% |
Miner's Dynamite | Ruby Town | The Geode | As kids, they yearned for the mines. Before kicking footballs, they kicked coal and it was there, in the deep underground, that they struck their passion for the beautiful game. "They say pressure makes diamonds, how the hell am I still coal?" No wonder they use a 4-2-2 diamond formation. | 10% |
Roundbird FT | New Navana City | The Orb | Is it a ball? Is it a balloon? No! It’s the majestic Roundbird, a plump avian native to their Uvean homeland. The club’s name celebrates their national mascot, though referees constantly remind players that booting one into the net does not count as a goal. | 1% |
Club Atlético Team | Skto | Estadio CAT | An international club that was downloaded from another league, they bring with them a deep football tradition and plenty of ambition. Their fans insist on pronouncing the entire name, “Team” and all, much to the confusion of commentators. | 0.57% |
BFF | Kaiserplatz | Kolosseum der Sieger | This team from the south, more specifically Fortisbellator, joins to give the league one more team. This German team's name is so hard to write and pronounce that everyone uses their abbreviation, BFF. | 9% |
North Pacific Patriots | Pacífica | Northern Lights Stadium | If TNP is your thing, this is your team. Polar bears, goats, oranges, roleplayers, countryball artists, dispatch-writers, amongst many others, are all welcome. The Patriots embody the wild, creative chaos of the region, united under one banner. Their home, Delegate's Office (Northern Lights Stadium for commercial reasons) in Pacífica, shines as bright as their community spirit. | 13% |
Fortuna Bikasheher Sporting | Bikasheher | Clawer's Bank Stadium | When “Fortuna” (luck) is in your name, who needs skill? At least, that’s what their fans claim. Hailing from Bikasheher, Shrikisthan, their game plan is equal parts hope, prayer, and kits in a dark lavender shade that smell suspiciously like freshly washed laundry. Opponents sometimes swear the fragrance is so strong it throws them off their game. | 21% |
Red Star Ukhta | New Moscow | Alexander Yegorov National Arena | You don’t need to wave a red flag to love football, comrades. Hailing from the Ukhta soviet commune and backed by the Combine Steel Works, they march onto the pitch under their blazing star. Something tells us they’ve got a special dislike for Liberty FC… | 7% |
York City | York | York Multipurpose Pavillion | From the rural region of Westlandia, York City rise again. Once a historic giant, years of isolation and underdevelopment sent them tumbling down the ladder. Yet their fans never left, swearing lifelong loyalty to the golden shirt. Their old chant still echoes: “If you think Lisbon is big, Westlandia is bigger!” | 2% |
Red Talons United | Novataia | Hawk Nest Stadium | Born in Phii, Red Talons United play with the ferocity of their namesake. In their nest, fans screech like hawks, while the team dreams of bringing trophies home. Known for a sharp, counter-attacking style, they call their approach “Angry Birds”: strike fast, strike hard, and leave nothing behind but feathers. | 3% |
X City FC | X City | Xian Airlines Stadium | Based in the heart of X Country, this club is so traditional that even their trophies have trophies. With decades of footballing heritage, they proudly remind everyone of their glorious past… especially when the present doesn’t look quite as glorious. | 34% |
Wolves FC | Ayushan City | Wolvarena | After RMB demand, a new team rises. The Wolves have arrived and are here to devour. In their stadium, fans shout 'Ayuzhhhhh' to intimidate their opponents. | 12% |
The Pericans | Réunion Island | Raphael Babet Stadium | Masters of order and precision, The Pericans of the Republique de lumiere have been “excelling” at home for years — fans joke their tactics look like a Microsoft Excel sheet come to life. Now they’re ready to copy-paste that success onto Portugaliza’s stage. | 0.11% |
Location: The North Pacific
Founded: September 5, 2025
Debut Race: September 7, 2025
League Director: Arlo Vance of
PhiiAffiliated With:
Greater Portugaliza The phii automotive racing organization
X CountryTagline: Full Throttle To The Green Flag!
Current Betting Season: S.3
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Name | HQ Location | Track | Drivers | Debut |
Red Hawk Racing | Novataia | Monster Hawk GP | Khai Tran and Chase Walker | S1 |
Fish Race Team | Patrick's Rock | Fish Go Vroom GP | John Lopez and Sikza Wokias | S1 |
Art Raceia | Knicket | Art Trackia GP | Penny Slero and Hugo Perland | S1 |
Liberty Racing of Portugaliza | Domingusa | The Road to Victory GP | Krisitan McRonald and Dennis Speedorino | S1 |
Download Racing | Website City | Downloadvrooms.com GP | Download Button and Upload Button | S1 |
Draco Racing Team | Zorra | Cider GP | Cian Aaron & Osheen Veeti | S1 |
Isis | Neptunian Winds GP | Alice Tides & Alphiard Tides | S1 | |
The Paella Bonkers Racing | Paella City🥘 | Paella X GP | Valentino Paella and Diego Paella | S1 |
Xian Motors Racing Association | X City | X City Motor Track GP | Daniel Ferano & Vincent Abogetza | S2 |
Ravo | The Raven’s Roost Circuit GP | Victor Khorin & Ronan Veynar | S2 | |
Team SlavoSpin Driftmasters | Severodzhan | Stribog Autodrome GP | Vildan Avandayev and Magdalina Safranova | S2 |
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