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by Pizzte kilgot. . 10 reads.

Ruvensburg's Heartlessness

To the truly terrible Cannoli Danger-Jones,

Your requests are absurd. This is your last warning. Fusilli must be aboard a vessel heading to Ruvensburg by tomorrow, or upon our coronation you will face the harshest punishment we can deliver.

Hoping you see reason,
Siegemund II Heinz Karl Emil

Pizzte Kilgot has extensively tried negotiations with Ruvensburg, only for the young Archduke to spit in the face of our pleas. At every turn in this recent series of events, Pizzte Kilgot has stayed true to its core values and tried to find the heart of Ruvensburg. Again and again, Siegemund II Heinz Karl Emil has refused to exhibit any flexibility in his terms, and stoops to name-calling in his telegrams. We turn to the region for help, as we Pizztians hold close our belief that no one should be killed for a crime, and rehabilitation is always an option.

Help us all avoid war.

Pizzte kilgot

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