Letter to the Region: Archduke Karl Heinz Seigemund Emil Appoints Self as God - The Pizzte Times

Friends in the Land of the Maidenless:

A threat to our land of democracy has been identified. It has come to the attention of Pizztian journalists that Archduke Karl Heinz Seigemund Emil has declared himself god of Ruvensburg, and will expand his godhood across the Land of the Maidenless if left unchecked. I assure everyone that this claim is completely founded, as primitiveness has been rising at unprecedented rates in Ruvensburg, and according to Ruvensburg's own newspapers, future forecasters are fearfully discussing grey goo and human obsolescence. This leads our journalists to conclude that the Archduke God is telling his impressionable followers that those who do not abide to his will will be turned to goo and disappear forever.

We must act. Stay strong against monarchies as they lead to false godhoods and absolute power. If war must come, war must come. Negotiations are a fragile thing. The only way to guarantee democracy stays in the hands of the people is to completely disprove the Archduke's godhood through assassination. It is with the most heavy heart that we in Pizzte Kilgot suggest this. Our greatest minds have tried to think of other possibilities, but have all drawn the same conclusion.

Mobilize your forces and be prepared for the Archduke's wrath. His newfound godhood is sure to have made him overconfident in his abilities.