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Food Fight Incident [DECLASSIFIED]

Food Fight
Part I:
Main page wrote:The diplomats for DragonBorn Clan, Main page, Not Gagium, Entropan, Progressa Island, Israel and the Sinai, and Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea are sitting at a table together in the embassy in Main page. The diplomat for Main page, Craig Cuttlefish III connects to the embassy speakers and begins playing Muck Warfare. His dualies are loaded with ketchup. He sprays ketchup on the diplomat for Israel and the Sinai, who in turn begins throwing carrots at Craig Cuttlefish's head. Cuttlefish dodge rolls, but slams into the back of the Not Gagium diplomat, who squeezes a lemon into Cuttlefish's eye.
Cuttlefish: IT BURNS!!!!!
Cuttlefish begins indiscriminatly firing ketchup in random directions
DragonBorn Clan diplomat: FOOD FIGHT!
Chaos ensues.

Main page wrote:Cuttlefish throws a can of mayonaise at Progressa Island's diplomat. Progressa Island ambassador dodges and throws a can of soda at Cuttlefish and it explodes, going all over his coat.
Cuttlefish: WHAT THE ---- WAS THAT FOR? THAT COST 11000 CASH!
Enraged, Mr. Cuttlefish charges forward, shooting ketchup at the Progressa Island ambassador.

Progressa Island wrote:Extremely... Strange negotiations, or what it was at first
(After the fun is over, this ambassador will be executed, and his family, along with children and old people, will be sent to hard labor, where their entire subsequent generation will work without the opportunity to gain freedom or at least minimal human conditions for life)

Main page wrote:Knowing that he will be executed, he decides to fight back against Cuttlefish. He grabs a watermelon, and throws it at Cuttlefish, who dodges it, causing it to explode all over Entropan's representative.

Main page wrote:Just as Entropan's rep begins to exact his revenge, the ground beneath them begins shaking. Sirens go off.
Cuttlefish: What's going on??
Everyone's phones begin ringing.
ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU. THIS IS NOT A TEST. GET INTO A SHELTER, DROP, COVER, AND HOLD. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU.
The Rejected Sanctum explodes.

travishohojiro> alright is everyone ok
underpaidjanitor> yes but you need to control your ambassadors
travishohojiro> what happened
underpaidjanitor> food fight
travishohojiro> why tf didnt they invite me
travishohojiro> anyway
travishohojiro> @██_██████████ @█████████ what happened to zero and the restricted areas during the earthquake
█████████> Zero started shaking and cracking, and a glow started at the top of the pyramid
travishohojiro> can you give me more of an analysis like what was happening internally
██_██████████> it seemed like pyramid and sanctum were attempting to take over zero, but it fought back, causing sanctum to explode.
travishohojiro> and the glow
█████████> there was a small pulse that seems to be coming from the top when the glow started, so pyramid may be getting stronger.
travishohojiro> start issuing evacuation orders. i will work on getting the residents and tourists completely out of here until this whole ordeal is over.
██_██████████> where will they go
█████████> i will call in a favor.

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