Skandilund Incinerated - oops

Axixican Naval Forces announced today that the Battleship FEN Ignorance accidentally vaporized the island nation of Skandilund while testing the newest ship-to-shore tactical assault rocket. The MP-5¥, an upgrade of the Mother Teresa Thoughts & Prayers Peacelovers Missile, was a tad too powerful stated Vice Admiral Stanley Mustardseed.

All Skandilunder survivors have been evacuated to the former Skandilund island of Buggambulos where they will be gainfully employed as uranium ore miners and processors.

Admiral Mustardseed stated that the next version, the MP-6£€3, is scheduled to be tested in July, however the location is secret as of today.

On a completely unrelated note, Admiral Mustardseed said the ANF base Port Squiggly on Finistra Island, Blackacres, will be abandoned and turned over to Blackacres on the last week of June