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by The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic. . 2 reads.

Nomenclature Change

Rightful Ruler Olaf Plisken died unexpectedly last night. Details will not be disclosed by the Plisken family due to privacy concerns. Press Secretary Lilah Beezebubb stated that rumors that Rightful Ruler Olaf Plisken was assassinated are silly and unlikely to be true. Responding to questions about whether or not Rightful Ruler Olaf Plisken died of a heart attack in the midst of spirited exercise with a member of his staff, specifically initials are LB hint hint you know what I mean you know what I mean . . Press Secretary Lilah Beezebubb stated that The theory was being investigated but due to a totally coincidental reason all cameras in the Slightly Off-White House’s security system failed and also accidentally erased all records of the Rightful Ruler’s activities over the last two years.

Press Secretary Lilah Beezebubb announounced (yes it’s a word) that until free elections can be held at some unspecified date in the future Olaf Plisken’s brother Jake “The Snake” Plisken will fulfill leadership duties for the Lip- Service Democracy of Axixic as “Temporary” First Citizen For Life of Axixic and Prince of the Distant Lands of Stench.

He will be known as First Citizen Snake Plisken. God Bless Axixic and God Save The First Citizen

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