[Cannon] Invitation to my Nuclear Research Laboratory

You should come to my ahem...Mondstadtes Kaisereich Nuclear Research Laboratory A or MK NRL-A3. Prices are free. Ill give u a free uranium ruber ducky as a gift for having a "good" word about the place. I would recommend you "acquire" the gift because you would never know when it will be needed the most and its substantially great importance in the human society. Although you cant go through the whole facility cuz thats my state secret-I mean my trade secrets. Anyone is allowed to come with permission from my embassy. At MK NRL-A3 we have the most advanced and comprehensive research equipment for making nuclear breakthroughs with element 93 or "Northpacificium"! We are also in the element hunt race and we are nearly achieving in making element 119! I am allowed to say by the state that this is the only nuclear facility in the country and it is used for peaceful Research reasons only. Its for the greater good of my people and my nation and my people in my nation and my nation having my people in it and you get it...There's definitely isnt another system of facilities...hehe...*sweats*.
Mondstadtes Kaisereich hereby invites diplomatic nations to our Research Laboratory.