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by The Omaskar puppet of United free lands. . 42 reads.

Yes and no and Tim and Jim's EPIC crossover part 1

Narrator: yes and no watch TV as usual until they hear something strange outside
Yes: the heck was that?
No: I don't know, let's see
*yes and no go outside*
Jim: ok ready to steal this ca-
Yes: WHAT THE #%#% MAN YOU @$##@$$@$@$@$$#%÷%#%#_#/#
no: bruh chill
Tim: holy-
Yes: let's be freinds :D
Jim: uhhhhh
No: here. Come inside
*they all go in the house*
KNOCK KNOCK
yes: hello sir
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: WANT TO BUY A PINTER? 🖨
Yes: no
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: ok
*Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man whips out a shotgun*
*yes slams the door*
*Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man breaks don't the door ez gg*
Yes: guys, RUN!!!!!
BAM! CRACK!!! KABOOM!!!!!
*Tim runs to the bathroom and grabs a toothbrush, he then throws it in Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man's mouth, and then neck*
*Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man begins choking*
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: ag oog ag ah
*yes knocks out Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man, removes the toothbrush, then flushes him down the toilet*
Yes: ok Tim, THAT WAS MY TOOTHBRUSH AND ITS RUINED
Tim: sorry
Yes: it's ok
no: I'm tired! let's go to sleep
Tim, Jim, and yes: Ok!

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The Omaskar puppet of United free lands

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