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by Mirum. . 32 reads.

https://www.mirum.mir/government/things-president-elmspirit-cannot-do

The Republic of Mirum- Things President Elmspirit Cannot Do
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  1. Drive a tank, after two incidents, this is strictly prohibited.

  2. Especially near anyone's home, as she might accidently drive it through someone's living room walls.*

  3. Be in possession of a whoopie cushion, firework, or any other pranking device while with a foreign dignitary.

  4. Blow up any coffee mugs.*

More items to be added as necessary.


Note: This list is non-canon, is just for laughs and F7. Thank you Western Fardelshufflestein and Free Ravensburg for the inspiration. In case you were wondering, yes the tank thing is a coincidence. I seem to have a lot of those...

*Thank you, again, WF for the inspiration.

Mirum

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