Meet the Ipugao

The stickmin empire: "I fear no nation. But that THING... it scares me."
*Muffled Filipino noises*
The american anarchist empire: "No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright? She's not here, is he? How did I even get here!?"
Unojo: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman ideas it plans for LNA."
*Ipugao approaches some poor new TSP nation*
Unojo:"What dreams of the bloody implosion of The South Pacific and LNA?"
*Drone Wing Battalion (Ipugao's given to us by The stickmin imperial colony) plays as we cut to Ipugao handing out invitations to a bunch of new nations*
*Ipugao skips toward Uvalor with an invitation to TNA, then we cut to reality where Ipugao is setting up a puppet government in the newly imperialised Uvalor*
*We go back to PoVision™ as Uvalor gleefully accepts the invitation. Loundy stumbles by to see whats going on and Ipugao sends them a colorful telegram inviting them to TNA*
*Outside of PoVision™, Ipugao stuffs Loundy into TNA HG, isolating them from TSP*
In PoVision™, Loundy peacefully joins TNA. Slin hifen get's Ipugao's attention in Knowhere and they follows them*
*Outside of PoVision™, Ipugao pillages Slin hifen cities and forces them into an unconditional surrender, forcing them to join TNA*
*In PoVision™, Ipugao shows the glory of TNA to all of TSP, bringing along the new members to help her*
*Outside of PoVision™, nations are being sucked up into TNA as they all scramble around. Concrete Slab gets blown out of TSP crawls to Ipugao*
Concrete Slab: "HELP!"
Ipugao: "You want to join TNA? Why didn't you say so earlier, Po?!"
*As Concrete Slab screams, we cut to the TNA flag with the OG members standing in front of it while "TNA Members!" plays by The stickmin empire*
*Ipugao jolly strolls toward TEP as TSP is left in waste*