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by The United Kingdom of Scotishlands. . 3 reads.

April 16 issues

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, Goldfish is one of the most popular forenames in Scotishlands, the government seeks peaceful forums with terrorists, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime is totally unknown. Scotishlands's national animal is the Goldfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.