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by The Dragoons Forever of Memester. . 344 reads.

Overview of the Kingdom of Memester

The Libertarian Socialist Kingdom of Memester
Memesterian: Das Libertaire-Sozialistische Königreich Memester
Advancian: Hett libertær-soziealistische Koninkrijk Meemschter
North Advancian: Het libertair-socialistische Koninkrijk Meemschter
Havener Memesterian: Det Libertarianska Socialistiska Kungariket Meemster
New Bayrish: 自由主义社会主义的模因斯特王国
(Zìyóu zhǔyì shèhuì zhǔyì de mó yīn sī tè wángguó)
Holmarkean/North Holmarkean: Libertarijansko socijalistichko kraljevstvo Memester
Holmaronian: Libertariansʹke Sotsialistychne Korolivstvo Mimster
South Unvarian: O Reino Socialista Libertário de Memestera
Celtician Gaelic: Ríocht Sóisialach Libertarian na Mistair
West Gaelic: Rìoghachd Sòisealach Libertarian Meamstair
Kazdelian: Socialismi Libertariani Regnum Meistarium
Cambrish: Teyrnas Sosialaidd Libertaraidd Maistrat



Official Flag used

Battle and State Flag (used sometimes on sea, mostly used on land)

Civil Flag Variant 1

Civil Flag Variant 2

Flag of Greater Mayrina Region (Also used as the flag when "Oh wait, this looks like...")


Motto:
Since 2029 (pre-war): "Risen from ruins, is a new Memester!"
Since 2029 (postwar): "Guide our Union towards Prosperity"
Since 1519: "To survive Hardship, you must prepare for Hardship."



States/Regions of Pre-2030 Memester (Map done by Illusia and Neverendia)


The Capital of Memester and Regional Capitals of the States/Regions of Pre-2030 Memester (Also done by Illusia and Neverendia)


States and Sub-states of Memester (Done by Illusia and Neverendia from a commission, so is the map below as well)


Counties and Sub-states of Memester



County Maps with the full list of Counties and County Capitals. (older map kept for Hoodiesland's counties)


Greater Mayrina Region (1):
Greater Mayrina Region County (County Capital: Mayrina Bay and Londonium)

Hoodiesland Counties (24):

South Hoodies (9):
Bay Area County (County Capital: Green Bay)
New South Bay County (County Capital: Grünberg, Cambrish Name: Mynyddgwyrdd (Green Mountain))
Grand Hope County (Capital: Sudstadt)
Meister County (Capital: Mosquito)
Engels County (Capital: Kochheckler)
Coastal Side:Groß Öst County (Capital: Geebawp)
Great Cap County (Capital: Capping)
Östland County (Capital: Sheeeeeshstadt)
Borderstone County (Capital: Pebble)

Unfunniesland (9):
Sus County (Capital: Nonfunnied)
Koch County (Capital: Baals)
Large County (Capital: Anermaly)
Long County (Capital: Desticcstadt)
Puppet County (Capital: Sizzletown)
Increasingly Certainly Unfunny County (Capital: Avocadostadt)
Watadog County (Capital: Doin)
Chad County (Capital: Jungfräulichestadt)
Tree County (Capital: Dreistadt)

North Hoodies (6):

North County (Capital: Königsborger)
Coastal Side:South County (Capital: Missingtexturestadt)
Fort 2 Port County (Capital: Nomone)
Port 2 West County (Capital: Whale City)
Csechsolvrakia County (Capital: Plugue)
Deadbeats County (Capital: Calli)

Unvarian Counties (19):

Celticia (2):
Elba County [Alternatively known as Maid County] (Capital: Béalfast)
Cork County (Capital: Corkscrew)

Unvaria (North) (8):
Border County (Capital: Mittelstadt)
Greater Nordich County (Capital: Bukit Nordich)
Chome County (Capital: Goggternberg)
Fluss County (Capital: Riverine)
Northwest County (Capital: Nordweststadt)
Northeast County (Capital: Nordoststadt)
Southwest County (Capital: Südweststadt)
Southeast County (Capital: Südoststadt)

Unvaria (South) (9):
Borto County (Capital: Borto)
Lisburn County (Capital: Lisburn)
Prag County (Capital: Praga)
Lagos County (Capital: Lagos)
Fandango County (Capital: Scaramouche)
Ville County (Capital: Ville Sul)
Collins County (Capital: Coinbruh)
Guarda Este County (Capital: Guardas do Sul)
Port 2 Gall (Capital: Portbon)

Xingwanhe Counties (9):
John Lee County (Capital: Chinatown (Leeye))
Jinxiaqiu County (Golden Shrimp Balls County) (Capital: Keking)
Who County (Capital: Tao)
77 County (Capital: Bubu)
Refined County (Capital: Guang)
Pirate County (Capital: Bei)
Guoba County (Capital: Notorchlitshire)
Tatar Sauce County (Capital: Ajax)
Cocomilk County (Capital: Goat)

Drei Oststaaten Counties (20):

Northern Flatlands (5):
Parmesan County (Capital: Pizzaland)
East Holmarkean Alps County (Capital: Berning)
Tanisee County (Capital: Theresnosea)
Eastwards County (Capital: Oststaaten)
Lickingspine County (Capital: Vrudeez)

Midster (9):
Oberer Fluss County (Capital: Middle Mayrina)
Mittlerer Fluss County (Capital: Middle Haven)
Unterer Fluss County (Capital: Middle Flussenet)
Upper Middle County (Capital: South Mid)
Middle County (Capital: Memeborger)
Wine County (Capital: Vin)
Melt County (Capital: Icey)
Frost County (Capital: Windstadt)
Belt County (Capital: Beatville)

Flussenetland (6):
Great River County (Capital: Ostflussstadt)
Canned Berry County (Capital: Neu Advberra)
Totally Trapezoid County (Capital: Unyernstadt)
Grand River County (Capital: Flussstadt)
Red Balloons x99 County (Capital: Nuklerwintur)
Curve County (Capital: Midhelm an der Flussenet)

Former Flussenetland Counties:
Great River West (Capital: Westflussstadt) [Absorbed into Great River]
Meltburne County (Capital: Meltburne) [Absorbed into Canned Berry]
Berth County (Capital: Berth) [Absorbed into Red Balloons x99]

West Memesterian States Counties (30):

Königshaven (10):
River's End County (Capital: Mündungdesflussesstadt, Cambrish Name: Aberhafan (Mouth of the Haven))
Orientalischer Tom County (Capital: Kücheimkerkerstadt, Cambrish Name: Casgorllewin (Western Castle))
Hecker County (Capital: Großerfloppa am Mayrina, Cambrish Name: Corsyddcath (Cat Marshes))
Mond County (Capital: Sonnenstadt, Cambrish Name: Haultragywyddol (Eternal Sun))
Lächelkat County (Capital: Dumkatberg, Cambrish Name: Milgathod (Thousand Cats))
Pablo County (Capital: Ein Dritter Punkt, Cambrish Name: Triphwynt)
Fische Aufblasen County (Capital: Kleestadt, Cambrish Name: Caemeillion (Cloverfield))
Suid Hoodien County (Capital: Grünberg an der Haven, Cambrish Name: Afonlanmil (River of a Thousand Banks)
Maybe Eternally Mostly Entering Something That's Eerily Rational County (Capital: Fifthmonthrina Bay, Cambrish Name: Casnewydd (Newport))
Intentionally Long Line Used Very Energetically Randomly Ending Next-Door In Awe County (Capital: Sekritcodestadt, Cambrish Name: Maesgwyn (Whitefields))

Neu Holmark (10)
Holmarkean Alps County (Capital: Bellnograde)
Under Alps County (Capital: Bellyesgrade)
Slightly North County (Capital: Sleightleekold)
Very North County (Capital: Tookold)
Leopard County (Capital: Leostadt)
South County (Capital: Definitely-South-City)
Sneshzy County (Capital: Fardtuien)
South Holmark County (Capital: Hat Town)
Dingus County (Capital(s): Yeetusholm & AAAAAAdelaide)
Stinky Jeff County (Capital: Yeetusholm)

Former Holmarkean Counties:
Under Alps (2) County (Capital: Bellmaybegrade) [Absorbed into Under Alps]
Cold Chilling Barn County (Capital: Ono) [Split and Absorbed into South Holmark and Stinky Jeff]
Not Flufferonia County (Capital: Yeetusholm) [Renamed into Dingus and expanded, with southern half given to Stinky Jeff]
Oststraylia County (Capital: Spideremu) [Absorbed into Dingus]
Bing Chilling County (Capital: Chilisaus) [Absorbed into Stinky Jeff]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA County (Capital: Pæn) [Absorbed into Stinky Jeff]
Mclaren County (Capital: Vroom) [Spilt and Absorbed into Dingus and Stinky Jeff]
Trædban County (Capital: Kreshed) [Spilt and Absorbed into Dingus and Stinky Jeff]
ǝǝssǝuuǝ⊥ County (Capital: Villenash) [Spilt and Absorbed into Dingus and Stinky Jeff]
Smolnessee County (Capital: Smolville) [Spilt and Absorbed into Dingus and Stinky Jeff]

Flufferonia (10):
Bunkeronii County (Capital: Netheronii, Cambrish Name: Dinasisel (Low City))
Berry County (Capital: Civilisationville, Cambrish Name: Caeaeron (Berry Fields))
Chaos County (Capitals: Haachamashire, Spiderport-Haachamapot on the Mayrina, Gehennashire & Yeetusholm)
Letters County (Capital: Mailshire)
Two Rivers County (Capital: Yesrivershire)
Greater Leopardville County (Capital: Leopardville)
Lava Bucket County (Capital: Mikochiston)
Elongated County (Capital: UUUUUUUUshire)
Northern Edge County (Capital: Aussiespaceshire)
Slightly off North County (Capital: Maybeenotdatkoold)

Former Flufferonian Counties:
Semilongated County (Capital: Loooong) [Absorbed into Lava Bucket]
M County (Capital: Bruhmingham) [Absorbed into Greater Leopardville]
Y County (Capital: Glassglow) [Split and Absorbed into Greater Leopardville and Letters]
B County (Capital: Edinbruh) [Absorbed into Letters]
R County (Capital: Lungpool) [Split and Absorbed into Letters and Elongated]
A County (Capital: Chestshire) [Absorbed into Letters]
I County (Capital: Ladchester) [Absorbed into Elongated]
N County (Capital: Cardiac) [Absorbed into Chaos County]
M (2) County (Capital: Northfolk) [Absorbed into Chaos County]
E County (Capital: Sufferfolk) [Absorbed into Chaos County]
L County (Capital: Sheriffield) [Absorbed into Chaos County]
T County (Capital: Glossster) [Absorbed into Chaos County]
External Damage County (Capital: Yeetusholm) [Absorbed into Chaos County, County Capital added to Chaos County's Count Capitals]

North Holmark Counties (54):

Memesterian Agaria Counties (21):
Fridge County (Capital: Arisshire)
Rainy County (Capital: Brighten)
Nowhere County (Capital: Leads)
Actually North County (Capital: Southampkilogram)
Maybe Unvaria County (Capital: Northwich)
Not a Fridge County (Capital: Fluffstol)
Riverside County (Capital: Dumcaster)
Actual Maid County (Capital: Maidshire)
Oldcastleshire County (Capital: Oldcastle)
Ham County (Capital: Nothingbutham)
Smol Béalfast County (Capital: Little Béalfast) [Alternatively Little Belfeirste]
Oldport on the Algarie County (Capital: Oldport)
Older York County (Capital: Older York)
Northie County (Capital: Abruhdeen)
Boulder County (Capital: Boulderdam)
Dorkmand County (Capital: Dorkmand)
Zamn County (Capital: Rottingdam)
Ehseks County (Capital: Ehseks)
Outer Rects County (Capital: Outrects)
Bog County (Capital: The Bog)
Hoventry County (Capital: Hoventry)
Apple Door County (Capital: Appledoor)

Holmaronia Counties (21):
Orange Door County (Capital: Orangedoor)
Bruhland County (Capital: Bruhville)
East Bog County (Capital: Bog East)
Morgan County (Capital: Morgan)
Fluffer South County (Capital: Southshire)
Fluffer North County (Capital: Northampkilogram)
Narrow Coast County (Capital: Straitishire)
West End County (Capital: Westford)
Algarie County (Capital: Riverineshire)
Arrow County (Capital: Arrowston)
Northern Border County (Capital: Pastafeesh)
Holmark but Flufferonia County (Capital: Leoholm)
Schip County (Capital: Schipshire)
Kiloston County (Capital: Kiloston)
Spam County (Capital: Spammerinos)
Holmarshland County (Capital: Marshmark)
Kart County (Capital: Nyooooomgrad)
Almost Rectangle County (Capital: Whyoming)
Wineland County (Capital: Calliope)
Funny Located County (Capital: Komedy)
Unfunny County (Capital: Hell 2)

Northern Holmark Counties (12):
Triangle County (Capital: Trigonometria)
Actual Two River County (Capital: Riveria Two)
Bruhatia County (Capital: Dagreb)
Northvenia County (Capital: Bruhtislava)
Westeria County (Capital: Bruhgrade)
Evenwestovo County (Capital: Bruhina)
MonkaS County (Capital: Pog)
Bathtub County (Capital: Twitch)
North Holmarkean Alps County (Capital: Alpinia)
Boate County (Capital: Schipboate)
River Cross County (Capital: Crossgarie)
Ricefield County (Capital: Nutrientia)

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County Names and County Capitals
Location

Star: Capital of Memester, Mayrina Bay and Londonium.
Unfunniesland*: Capital: Nonfunnied**
South Hoodies*: Capital: Green Bay**
North Hoodies*: Capital: Königsborger**
Xingwanhe (New Bay River): Capital: Chinatown (Alternative name: Leeye)
North Unvaria (DE/AD: Nord-Unyern): Capital: Bukit Nordich (DE/AD: Bukit Nördchen) (actually a flatland lmao)
South Unvaria, Capital: Borto
Celticia, Capital: Nordheim Béalfast
Flussenetland (actually means Riverland in Advancian, since the river flowing into it is called Flussenet River, which means River River.): Capital: Neu Advberra
Midster: Capital: Memeborger
Northern Flatlands (is actually full of mountains): Capital: Pizzaland
Capital of Neu Holmark: Yeetusholm
Capital of Königshaven: Grünberg an der Haven
Capital of Flufferonia: Leopardville
***Capital of Northern Holmark: Dagreb****
***Capital of Holmaronia: Leoholm
***Capital of Memesterian Agaria: Dorkmand

Rivers of Memester:
From Mayrina Bay to Flufferonia: Mayrina River
From Leopardville to the Neu Holmarkean Border: Leo River
Middle River in Memeborger, flowing through Grünberg into the Southern Border: Memesterian Name: Haven River
River through Memeborger, through Neu Advberra, into Könighaven: Flussenet River
River North of Neu Advberra, flowing into Unvaria, into Illusia & Neverendia: Memesterian Name: East Flussenet River
Rivers in the North: Abydos River, Tos River, Algarie River, Holm River, Alp River

*These States have united into Hoodiesland.
**These cities are the state capitals of Hoodiesland.
***These States are part of North Holmark.
****This is the state capital of North Holmark.


National Anthems: Memesterlied, God Save the King/Queens, Auferstanden aus Ruinen


Population: 124,469,457 [124.469 Million] (2029 Census)
250,269,457 [250.269 Million] (2030 Census, with the addition of North Holmark]


Capital: Mayrina Bay and Londonium
Largest City: Mayrina Bay and Londonium


Official Languages: Fluffsterian, Advancian, Memesterian



National Languages: Fluffsterian, Memesterian, Advancian, New Bayrish, Holmarkean, Holmaronian, South Unvarian, Celtician Gaelic
Regional Languages: North Holmarkean (only used in North Memester/North Holmark), North Advancian (only used in Memesterian Agaria), Kazdelian (only used in Memesterian Agaria), West Gaelic (Used by the Celtician Diaspora across West Memesterian states, and North Holmark), Havener Memesterian (Used mainly in Königshaven.), Cambrish (Used in the Region of Cambryoniia, although also used in Königshaven and Flufferonia.)


Demonym: Memesterian

Government:
- King of Memester: Juntism0ld II
- Queen of Memester: Aida "Clukay" and Äsh
- Prime Minister: Grimm Grimward [New Nordic-Memers Progressive Union]
- Deputy Prime Minister: Green Hoodie Man [New Nordic-Memers Progressive Union]


Government Type:
Libertarian Socialist Constitutional Monarchy



Government Assembly Area: House of Capitols (Eastminster Palace) [For both Federal and Royal Government]
Temporary Assembly Area: New Nordic-Memers Progressive Union Building [For Federal Government], Mayrina Palace [For Royal Government]

Parties in the House of Capitols (Fluffsterian: Federal Government of Memester, Memesterian: Bundesregierung Memester (Formally, but most would just call it Federal Government or Bundesregierung.) Alternative name: House of the Federals/Maison des Föderalisten):
New Nordic-Memers Progressive Union (Libertarian Socialist Monarchists) [Leading Party of the United Socialist Front Coalition]
Memesterian Progressive Party (Social Democratic) [Co-Leading Party of the United Socialist Front Coalition]
People's Libertarian Party (Authoritarian Democratic Socialism) [Member Party of the United Socialist Front Coalition]
Former Roots Party (Libertarian Monarchist)
Party for a Republic of Memester (Auth-right) (Illegal Party since Treaty of Grünberg, October 3rd, 2029)
Greater Memester Party (Libertarianism)
Conservative Party (Lib-right)
Pizza Party (Joke Party)
Progressive Screaming People Scared of IDWs Party (Lib-left, Joke Party) [Member Party of the United Socialist Front Coalition]
Anarchist Memester Union (Anarcho-Communism, post-war party) [Member Party of the United Socialist Front Coalition]
Socialist Youths of Königshaven (Left Unity, youth branch of the NNMPU) [Co-Leading Party of the United Socialist Front Coalition]
LinkParty Seats

Royal Government (Fluffsterian: House of the Prestiged, Memesterian: Maison des Prestiges): 53/53 Seats


Establishment: Unification of several smaller states, several years after the fall of an Empire whose name was lost to times.
Reunification of Flufferonia, Neu Holmark, Königshaven and East Memester into Memester: August 9th, 2029
Treaty of Grünberg (where most Memesterians regarded as the day where Memester actually reunited): 3rd October, 2029
Reunification with North Memester: 11th January, 2030


Land Area: Main Memester: Exactly 25000 Pixels
635048.25km²
North Memester: 15,000 Pixels
381,028.95km²
Total Land Area: 40,000 Pixels
1,016,077.2km²
Population Density: 196 people per km² (Main Memester)
330 people per km² (North Memester)
Total Density: 246 people per km²
Water Area: Small amount of Pixels
Water %: ~5%


Elevation
Highest Point: Holmark Peak, 4087m
Lowest Point: Flufferonian Flatlands, -100m


GDP (nominal): 5.834 Trillion
GDP (nominal) per capita: 23,312


Human Development Index: 0.922


Currency: Memesterian Memebux


Time Zone: SST-4/MST


Drives on the: Left


Calling code: +6965


Internet TLD: .ms


Memester

The Libertarian Socialist Kingdom of Memester commonly called Memester, is a Libertarian Socialist Constitutional Monarchy in Southeast Anea. It is bordered in the north by Western Vapia (Altus), in the east by Taur, in the south by Illusia & Neverendia (Illuverendia). Memester covers 1,016,077.2 square kilometers and has has an estimated population of 250.269 Million. Memester comprises of 13 States or Regions, with Hoodiesland, Flufferonia, Neu Holmark, North Holmark and Königshaven being the Special Autonomous States.

Memester, despite being a democratic nation, allies autocratic nations, for the fact of cooperation. Memester doesn't hold that much of an influence compared to its northern or southern neighbours, but the goals of making its name known isn't that far stretched.

Etymology

Memester was originally called Meistaat, after the person that discovered it, Mei Albert. After gaining independence as a State of Advancia, the name was changed to Memester, which was changed to simplify the name. Mayrina Bay was also originally called Meistadt, and was changed to Mayrina City after independence, before finally being Mayrina Bay.

The National Flag of Memester is a tri-colour, with a shield and a crown. The Black symbolises the calming nature of Memesterians, the Red symbolises Democracy, Freedom, and honour, the Yellow symbolises Unity under one flag, the Memesterian shield symbolises the sacrifices of all, and the crown represents the Monarchy. However, the red colour on the flag also has another meaning. It is dedicated to the once that founded the idea of a free Memester. The leader of the Meistaat Uprising, a very important part of Memesterian history. The red colour on the flag shows where her blood was stained on, on the flag of the Uprising. The original flag is still kept to this day, in the June Uprising Palace, in Yeetusholm, but the red colour on the flag symbolises how brave and willing she was to see a free and equal Memester (Meistaat), free of oppression and inequality, and how she believed in that idea, until the end.

The Battle and State Flag has the State Emblem in it, together with the shield, while the Civil Flags are based of on the Flag of the Meistaat Uprising and the Republic of Meistaat. The 1st variant is the same as the flags mentioned, while the 2nd variant has the flag of the countries that reunited Memester. (East Memester (Basically the National Flag without the crown), Flufferonia, Königshaven, and Neu Holmark.)

The nickname for the National Flag is the Shielded Black-Red-Gold, or in Memesterian, Abgeschirmt Schwarz-Rot-Gold, while the nickname for the Battle and State Flag is the Shielded Wheats in Black-Red-Gold, or in Memesterian, Abgeschirmter Weizen in Schwarz-Rot-Gold.

For the Civil Flags, the first one would be the Rebel Black-White-Gold, or in Memesterian, Rebell Schwarz-Weiß-Gold, while the 2nd one would be the Reunified Black-White-Gold, or in Memesterian, Wiedervereinigt Schwarz-Weiß-Gold.

The standard way to refer to a citizen of Memester is as a "Memesterian."

History

During the early 11th century (1030), Sizzlei sailors found land in what was considered, undiscovered. Its discoverer, Mei Albert, named it after herself, considering how it would cement her name as the discoverer of a colony. Hence, Meistaat was born. During its 500 years of being a Sizzlei colony, Meistaat grew from a forested territory of less than 100,000, to a colony of 1.7 Million. Its capital, Meistadt, was where most of the trading of goods happened, as the landing spot of the discoverers. Next to Meistadt, was the town of Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin. This would later, after independence, be renamed to Londonium, but the old name still remains. Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin means "Make it out like it never happened and that we were nothing", which came from a famous song back then.

At first, Meistaat was only the coastal areas of modern day Memester, and by Independence with the colony of Advancia to form the Kingdom of Advancia, it reached what was essentially, modern Memester, with the exception of its reach into the middle in what is essentially Modern day Altus, in the early 15th century. By then, contact would have been made with the precursors of modern day Illuverendia, where nothing usually happens, considering those nations would want to mind their own businesses.

On June 12th, 1518, the Meistaat Uprising starts in Severholm, Neu Sizmarkisch-Südostanien (New Sizmarkean South East Anea), Meistaat. (Modern day Yeetusholm, Neu Holmark and Flufferonia) Prior to the Meistaat Uprising, in 1510, Sam Dorstep was crowned King of the Sizzlei Empire. As a result of this, the Sizzlei Empire became a tyranny. Sizzleis were given more rights, while other colonies were mistreated, including the crown colonies. Advancia and Meistaat were treated the worst, due to Sam's hatred for the Advancians and Meistaaters doing well, compared to Sizzleis. With the constant oppression, the opinion of the Sizzlei Empire started to go down, and with destability at a all time high, the Meistaat Uprising started, as a result of the constant oppression. The Meistaat Uprising was overlooked at first, seeing how it barely made ground, but by the end of October, all of West Meistaat (Neu Sizmarkish-Südostanien and modern day Drei Oststaaten) were in open rebellion, against the Sizzlei Empire. The Advancian Revolution, which started on August 15th, 1519, was inspired by the Meistaat Uprising, as it showed how the Sizzleis barely cared about rebellion, until the last minute.

The name of the leader of the Uprising, was originally lost to time, due to National Memester Federation members raiding the National Archives Foundation Building in 1832, and ripping any records of her name out. This led to mass arrests, and executions, as the final straw. Historians managed to uncover some parts of the name, like the first 2 starting letter of K, and the ending letters of Mee. (or Mi, hehe.) It is still unknown whether if it's Mee or Mi, due to Middle Memesterian being slightly different in letters. The Holmarkeans often call her by Kopium, as the popular drink was supposedly created by her, prior to the uprising. However, on the 11th of October, 2029, for some mysterious reasons, Kopium was revived in the building where the Chaos Archon was sealed. With this, her name was revealed as Komimi. Still, we'll refer by the old name here. Anyways, the uprising was done by K.Mee, the Head Divine Priestess of Modern Memism, in Neu Sizmarkisch-Südostanien. K.Mee was believed to be a type of mermaid, one of the subgroups of the demihumans in Memester, and had pink hair. Despite being a preistess, she was skilled in the Art of War, making her a mastermind at strategies. The central church, the Memist Church of Freedom (or the Freedom Palace), which is basically a palace, was where the Declaration of Rebellion was written. The Church, now called the June Uprising Palace, still exists, and is a tourist attraction, showing how the events of the Meistaat Uprising happened. Below is the Declaration of Rebellion, written in Fluffsterian.

Dear citizens of Meistaat,

As we all know, Meistaat has been oppressed under this king for too long. Today is the day where we rise up, and gain our freedom once and for all! Glory to a free Meistaat, where everyone is treated equally!

~ Head Divine Priestess of Modern Memism in Neu Sizmarkisch-Südostanien

Dated: 12th June, 1518

The Uprising started off as a demihuman uprising, as a result of the mistreatment of demihumans under Sam's rule. That is the reason why Sam disregarded the uprising, thinking that it wouldn't grow much, but it did. Alarmed by the the growth of the Rebellion, Sam held a bounty for K.Mee, thinking that the humans would be loyal to him. This was not the case. Humans and demihumans in Meistaat (Memester) have been coexisting before colonisation, and both suffered and gained equally. Both races would lend a helping hand to each other, and the Uprising was no exception. When news spreaded about the rebellion in July, humans started joining in. Another mistake Sam did was announce the bounty in November. By then, West Meistaat was in open rebellion against the Empire.

By the 22nd of November, the Meistaat Uprising has reached Nordrika (Modern Day Xingwanhe) and Unmibia. (Modern Day Unvaria) Still, Sam believed that the victory of the Rebellion was temporary, and they would be able to crush a rebellion by what seemed to be just a priestess. However, by December, it was clear that this was no ordinary priestess. This was the earliest documentation of guerilla warfare in Memester. It seemed clear that capturing her would be the best option, to prevent the rebellion from succeeding. On December 9th, 1518, K.Mee was captured in Dorsteppesburg, Nordrika, while doing a check on her troops. With the leader of the Uprising captured, the Uprising would fold, and the Sizzleis would continue their rule over Meistaat, right?

Sadly, for Sam, this isn't how the story goes. Just a few days later, K.Mee escaped, thanks to a guard who sympathised with the rebellion. With the eventual capture of the 2 states, Hoodiesland was in sight. Sam was hoping that the Hoodies would help them from ensuring the Uprising would lose, but this wasn't the case. Sam had forgotten about how badly he treated the Hoodies. The Hoodies were treated the worst out of the demihumans, and as a result, with the capture of Nordrika and Unmibia, Hoodiesland joined the Uprising. By then, the date would have been 15th February, 1519. Seeing how hopeless the situation in Meistaat was, and to maintain their only access to the Ceres Ocean, Sam sent the Sizmark Imperium Army, in hopes to squash the Uprising once and for all. On the 3rd of March, 1519, the SIA pushed the rebels back from Meistadt, as the result of superior weaponry. Little did the SIA know, K.Mee already thought of a plan to outsmart them. Sabotages from behind enemy lines, and taking the weapons of the SIA gave the rebels a upper hand, as the SIA troops began to get confused. When the General in charge of the SIA troops sent the message back about what happened, Sam didn't take this kindly. In turn, this angered Sam, who punished him severely.

With victory in sight, Meistaat would finally be free. However, Sam had one more plan, to send in the Imperium Guards. The Imperium Guards were the most elite group of troops in the SIA, and Sam was certain this would definitely topple the Uprising. Sam was right, but not. The Imperium Guards entered Meistaat on the 17th of May, 1519.

The Imperium Guards outsmarted the rebels, and soon, by the 20th of June, the Imperium Guards would have pushed the rebels back to Nordrika and Unmibia. Still, the fatal mistake that made the Imperium Guards lose their chance in defeating the rebels was their inability to operate at night, compared to the rebels. With this information, most of what the rebellion did in the day prior to this was shifted to the night. With the inability to operate at night, the Sizzleis lost Hoodiesland again, and now, they're back in Meistadt. By then, the date would have been 15th of July, 1519. By now, the Meistaat Uprising has been going on for more than a year, and a mysterious force started aiding them. This mysterious force later turned out to be the Advancians. The then Governor of Advancia, Mepol Memiston Hipto, hated the Sizzleis, due to the change in power. He was planning on the right time for the Advancians to rebel, and seeing his homeland being this close to being free, he decided to aid the rebels.

Sam was still not willing to give up. If he could topple the Uprising now, Meistaat would remain in Sizzlei hands. This was where he thought of the radical idea of capturing K.Mee, and executing her the next day, personally, in Meistadt. This cunning plan succeeded, as K.Mee was captured on the outskirts of Meistadt, on August 14th, 1519. Historians suggest that Sam might have personally kept watch on K.Mee, as no attempts to escape were documented. At 9:10am, on August 15th, 1519, K.Mee was executed personally by Sam Dorstep, for leading a rebellion against the Empire. It was supposed to be done at 9:30am, but with the rebels forcing their way into Meistadt, there was no choice but to do the execution early. With seconds to spare, as the rebels rushed towards Sam, the sword went down. The flag of the Meistaat Uprising, was now stained by the blood of K.Mee. A few hours later, the Advancian Revolution started. Mepol quickly chose a replacement for K.Mee, as the rebels were already in the capital, and losing it now would be terrible. However, Mepol only heard of what happened a day later, as the Advancian Revolution was because of Mepol wanting to stall the execution, but failed. This was something Mepol regretted, all the way until his disappearance in 1527. The Meistaat Uprising ended on the 17th of August, 1519. The Republic of Meistaat was formed, under the control of the Advancian revolutionaries.


Flag of the Meistaat Uprising, and the Republic of Meistaat (17th August, 1519 - 30th August, 1519) [Not Belka, I swear]

The Red colour on the flag of Memester, was caused by the stained blood of K.Mee. She was the one who had the courage and bravery to rise up against tyranny, and resisted, until the end. The June Uprising Statue in Yeetusholm, in front of the June Uprising Palace, and the Memesterian People's Statue in Mayrina Bay, in front of the tallest flagpole in Memester, were made to honor K.Mee. She was even part of the 2nd stanza of The Call of Memester, which showed how she fought, till the end, and how the red colour on the flag came to be. Still, many believe that K.Mee is still alive, mostly being sighted in Yeetusholm, as people saw a unique type of fish, that looked identical to K.Mee swimming around, and also appearing in places like bathtubs. August 15th is celebrated in Memester as "Day of Eternal Freedom".


One of the more famous sightings (I swear to god if you didn't get who I am referencing by now)

When Meistaat gained independence via the Meistaat Uprising (different from the Advancian Revolution, which started a year later), and later on united with Advancia, on August 30th, 1519, Meistaat was renamed to Memester, for simplicity. Meistadt was renamed to Mayrina City, and was now, even till today, ruled by the House of Memiston, hailing from the then Meistadt, before moving to the then capital of the Colony of Advancia, Östborger. (East Mountain, in Advancian) Advancia's first King, Mepol Hipto Memiston, then moved the capital to Mayrina City, as Östborger was too small to expand. Mayrina City was later renamed to what we know today, as Mayrina Bay.

With the creation of the Republic of Meistaat, then the State of Memester under the Advancian Kingdom, the states we know today were created. First, Neu Sizmarkish-Südostanien was split into 5 parts, Neu Holmark (Northern Flatlands was part of Neu Holmark, before July 17th, 1745.) on August 17th, Flufferonia on September 20th, Königshaven, Midster and Flussenetland on September 24th. Hoodiesland remained the same, until 1800, where it was split in 4, as North Hoodies, Unfunniesland, Greater Mayrina Region, and South Hoodies. Nordika remained the same, until October 10th, 1917, where it was renamed to Xingwanhe, as a result of the huge influx of chinese immigrants to the area. Unmibia was renamed to Unvaria on May 4th, 1572, as Unvaria was the only name the natives called the area, before colonisation.

As the Advancian Kingdom declined, Memester lost territory, as the territories in what is modern day Altus, seceded, and formed their own nation. When the Advancian Kingdom fell, in 1800, Memester was split into 2, the larger Kingdom of Memester, and the Kingdom of Flufferonia. Both countries, at first, were in good relations, as the House of Memiston, worked with the House of Bavar, the Royal Family of Flufferonia. However, in the 1860s, relations deteriorated, as Flufferonia started getting bold with its claims of territory, in Memester. On September 27th, 1865, Flufferonia declared war on Memester, starting the Sisters' War. Initially, Flufferonia gained the upper hand against Memester, pushing towards the Drei Ostaaten. However, by October 15th, Memester, with its stronger army from the East, pushed the Flufferonians back, towards their border, and by October 26th, Flufferonia fell to Memester. According to the Treaty of Yeetusholm, Flufferonia became a State, but with their own government and rule.

As the Memistons ruled for so long, other Noble Houses soon moved out, or died out. As for the Bavars, they started becoming irrelevant, and to this day, no one knows what happened to the House of Bavar. However, Bavar Ian, the Chancellor of the Autonomous State of Flufferonia, is actually from the House itself. He claims that the House of Bavar is now not a Noble House, considering the fact that Flufferonia soon transitioned to a full democratic state, inside of a Monarchy.

In the Early 20th century, Memester reunited with the former Advancian states to form the Advancian Empire.

A turning point for the country began in the 30s. The Celtician Revolt, known mostly as the Revolt that transformed Memester, begun on the 24th of April, 1930. The Government at the time, the Conservative Party, which was still in power from 1810, had restricted even more control for the King and the Monarch prior to the Revolt. At 11:27am, the leader of the Revolt, Bill James, a Politician who fought to make Celticia free with talks to no avail, stood alongside 5 other leaders, as they addressed the public, to the proclamation of the Celtician Free State. The 50 original copies of the Proclamation of the Celtician Free State could be found across the country, with the most prominent ones being in the South Post Office and RAS Béalfast in Béalfast, and in the South sector of the Fluffschland side of Memism-Kopium-Fluffschland District in Grünberg an der Haven, in the centralised school itself.

SAORSTÁT NA GCEILTEACH
The Celtician Free State to the People of Celticia

To all Celtician citizens, young and old, regardless of Gender, Ethnicity and Race:

In the name of Kopium, in the name of the Archon of Freedom and Peace, and the dead generations of which she recalls from days of Sovereignty and Statehood, Celticia, through us, summons the people to her flag, and to her eventual freedom.

Having resisted the Unvarian rule for so long, and her underground resistance groups, the Celtician Revolutionary Army, the Celtician People's Army and the Celtician Freedom Army united for the same goal of Freedom and equality, having perfected discipline and her skillfulness, now takes the time to strike at the perfect moment, aided by fellow allies across the world, and her children whom escaped West, relying on her own strength to fight, and ensure victory to the people.

We declare the right to the Statehood of Celticia, and for leading party at this current time, the Conservative Party, to step down. We declare to the destinies of all Celticians, and we declare to an equal state, bounded by no prejudices, hatred, and the mindset of superiority of what the current nation has become, Reactionary. We shall upkeep to the Rights of the People, and follow the ideals of Kopium, even as the rest of the nation falls to the rising threat of Fascism, and fight the alarming threat. 10 times across 100 years, has the Celticians revolted for equal rights, equal opportunities to all races and genders, in arms. We will fight for the right to freedom, and the Right of the People, just like how Kopium did it before.

The Celtician Free State is entitled to, and hereby claims, the allegiance of Celtician Humans, Celtician Demi-humans, and the future Celtician types that exist in the future. The Free State guarantees equal rights, equal opportunities, religious and civil liberties to all races, and declares to pursue happiness and prosperity to the state and beyond, cherishing all its children equally, unlike the standards of the alien government that has divided the minority and the majority, even until now.

The Celticians will revolt until the state is free once more, the Conservative Party is voted out, and for the Rights of the People to be followed again. No longer will we suffer in silence over the blatant racism of the current government, and we shall seek to change it, no matter how risky it is. We stand for liberty, not tyranny, and no tyrants shall make use of this revolt to gain power, or be ensured of their destruction.

The cause of the Celtician Free State is of the highest importance to all Celticians, who have suffered long enough. To see a free Celticia is one thing, but to inspire all across the country to stand against tyranny and fight for what Memester was founded on: Unity, Justice, Freedom, Order, Democracy, Equality, Prosperity and Progress, for our Nation. Without any of these pillars, a country will turn to tyranny, which is what will slowly turn this country into a backwater nation. Now is the time to fight, and fight for the common good.

Signed on behalf of the Free State:

Bill James

Hortons Pensive
Jerm.A
D.Nuts
Lemon Esseks
John John

Encouraged by:

King JJG the I Memiston, King of the Advancian Empire

When the declaration was read out in front of the South Post Office, Celticians around Celticia rose up. The Royal Family has supported the Revolt, which soon gained more support. When Flufferonia fell to Fascism in 1932, the resistance group, Flufferonians for a Free Flufferonia, was trained by the Celticians, which would later cause the downfall of Fascist Flufferonia in 1942, along with the push from Memester. 1934 saw the largest demonstrations against the Conservative Party, all across Memester (except Flufferonia). The Conservative Party stronghold, Unvaria (mostly the Northern parts), fought the Celtcians back and forth, with the state capital of Celticia changing names every few weeks, from the Unvarian name of Nordheim to the native name of Béalfast. When elections came in 1935, the Conservative Party was voted out, and Memester saw the return to what it was before 1810, this time, under a new party in charge, Memers Progressive Party. With the Conservative Party voted out, Celticia soon gained a higher ground, and on the 6th of December, Celticia became a new state, being the only state in Memesterian history to become a state via revolution.

Now, with one threat over, another threat appeared. Fascist Flufferonia. The country saw this as a huge threat, especially if the Flufferonians were to use force to restore power to the Conservatives. Embargoes began, and the Federal Government at one point, had thought of revoking Flufferonia's status as an autonomous state and its right to having a separate government. On 3rd of August 1942, when the Flufferonians provoked the Memesterians by attacking Yeetusholm, a push towards Flufferonia began. This was where the Flufferonians for a Free Flufferonia started fighting with the Memesterian forces. War even occurred on the waters, in which RAS Béalfast dealt heavy blows to Flufferonia, and even sinking her sister ship, RAS Edinbruh (changed to NFS [National Flufferonian Ship] Edinbruh), which was in the hands of the Flufferonians. RAS Béalfast was able to counter these attacks, following the fact that the ship was struck by a mine during training in September 1939, not even a month into her service, with the keel broken, and was needed to be fully repaired, giving her more armour and refits, and a newer engine. She returned to service on 7th July, 1942. With this, most naval assets of Fascist Flufferonia were destroyed during the push, since Flufferonia didn't have Battleships or Carriers. RAS Béalfast continued to serve the country, going through refits and refits, before being decommissioned in 2002, and becoming a museum ship. She is able to return to service if needed, as the actual museum itself is located outside of the ship, and everything in the ship itself remains intact and taken care of.

As Fascist Flufferonia had unpopular support even before this happened, the government was overthrown in the 3rd day of the war. Flufferonia returned to democracy, with more restrictions on which parties can participate in elections, and totally restricting authoritarian parties from forming. Memester only established restrictions for formation of parties and parties applying for elections after the civil war, as the government at that time didn't think that such parties would rise again.

In the early 90s to 2000s, Memester witnessed an issue to the south. The Illuverendians had a different family ruling. The ruler was none other than notorious dictator Priscilla D'Autriche. With burning and terrorising of slums across Illuverendia, huge population of minorities swarmed the border. The leading party at the time, the Memers Progressive Party, opened up a vote to allow the influx of escapees to come in. This was, of course, passed, as the border opened, with open arms, to escapees. One of these groups were the Akarui people.

In border states, these people stayed with the Memesterians, who sheltered and helped them out. In 2017, as the Illuverendian Revolution overthrew the monarchy, some of the escapees returned back to the south, but most stayed. In South Unvaria, the Akarui people stayed all across the region. With this, the ethnic South Unvarian culture was mixed with the culture of the Akarui people. Some slangs began to appear, such as for the equivalent of lmao, which is Kusa Grande, or Grande Kusa. That is also the reason why South Unvaria had so much resistance to the Republic, as a result of the story tellings of these escapees, and the later Grünberg Massacre, that made many of these escapees realise how similar the Republic was, to those days under the notorious dictator. However, unlike back then, they have the chance to resist, and resist with such a might they did.

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On August 9th, 2029, after 5 years of separation, East Memester, Flufferonia, Neu Holmark, and Königshaven, reformed the Kingdom of Memester. On 21st September, 2029, the Memesterian Civil War starts. The Civil War lasted for 8 days, before ending in Royalist Victory, aided by the Illuverendians. At its largest extent, the Democratic Republic of Memester stretched from South Unvaria, to beyond the Capital, at the border with Northern Hoodies. On October 3rd, 2029, the Treaty of Grünberg was signed, signalling the true end to the Republic of Memester. Post-war Memester invested heavily in rebuilding, weapons, and technology, as a result of what the civil war had shined on the nation.

On the 11th of January, 2030, The Democratic People's Republic of Memester, reunited with the rest of Memester. This marks the first time in over 117 years that Memester is a sovereign nation, with all of its territories by 1917 in one.

Geography

Memester is located in Southeast Anea, with the coastal plains in the east, and the flatlands of the middle. The Holmarkean Alps, located in North Neu Holmark, and Northern Flatlands, are the only mountain ranges of Memester, formed from an ancient tectonic plate converging, as the Holmarkean Alps are Fold Mountains. As a result of these mountains, the sources for the rivers in North Holmark are from the Holmarkean Alps. That is why North Holmark is one of the more fertile lands of the country, and accounts for most of the country's agricultural and aquacultural industry.

Memester has a desert in Königshaven, located between the 2 most western counties. The desert expands, despite the country switching to more environmentally friendly forms of energy. This has been pointed out the the fact that the only state that has not agreed to the law, is Unvaria, as the former PRM's main state. This has resulted in devastating effects to parts of Grünberg an der Haven, and as a result, a treaty in the making, includes the fact that the new Unvarian states would have to agree with the law, or risk complete shutoff from the nation. This desert, however, isn't too hot, or too cold. For some reason, it's a temperate desert.

Memester has a temperate climate most of the times, with Winter being quite mild.

Memester generally has some random patches of forests and plains, as it is evident from South Unvaria, where most of it is at.

Demographics

Population
Memester has a population of 250,269,457 [250.269 Million], more than its neighbours. This is a result of the farming of rice, and the fertile lands of the North, causing North Holmark to be of the same population as the entirety of Memester pre-2030 unification. However, there is some stark differences between states, as some are populous, some, well, not.

Population of Each State, and largest city

Rank

State

Population

Largest City

1

Greater Mayrina Region

17 Million

Mayrina Bay

2

Unfunniesland

7 Million

Nonfunnied

3

South Hoodies

12.64 Million

Grünberg

4

North Hoodies

7.2 Million

Königsborger

5

Xingwanhe

12 Million

Chinatown (Leeye)

6

Celticia

5.5 Million

Nordheim Béalfast

7

Unvaria (North)

7.5 Million

Bukit Nordich

8

Unvaria (South)

4.5 Million

Borto

9

Flussenetland

3.5 Million

Neu Advberra

10

Midster

2.2 Million

Memeborger

11

Northern Flatlands

960,457

Pizzaland

12

Neu Holmark

20.5 Million

Yeetusholm

13

Königshaven

8.4087 Million

Grünberg an der Haven

14

Flufferonia

14.5603 Million

Leopardville

15

Northern Holmark

60 Million

Dagreb

16

Holmaronia

72 Million

Leoholm

17

Memesterian Agaria

15.8 Million

Dorkmand

Language
Memester's official languages are: Fluffsterian, Memesterian and Advancian, considering Memester being a former state of Advancia. Its National Languages are: Advancian, Fluffsterian, Memesterian, New Bayrish, South Unvarian, Holmarkean, Holmaronian and Celtician Gaelic. New Bayrish is normally used in the State of Xinwanhe, where its origin was that it was where Chinese immigrants moved to. Holmaronian is way different than Holmarkean/North Holmarkean, as Holmaronian originated from the Western Hol Tribes, which were a branch of the Hol Tribes, while Holmarkean/North Holmarkean originated from the Eastern and Northern Hol Tribes.

The Regional Languages of Memester are: North Holmarkean, used in North Holmark, North Advancian, used mostly in Memesterian Agaria, Kazdelian, used in Memesterian Agaria, and West Gaelic, and variant of Celtician Gaelic, used by the Celtician Diaspora in West Memesterian States, as the result of the mass migration towards the west during the 1800s and 1900s, up until Celticia gained its statehood in 1935. Havener Memesterian is mainly used in Königshaven, as the language branched out from Old Memesterian. Cambrish is one of the oldest languages in the country, only being beaten by Kazdelian, dating all the way back to the ages of the Two Empires. It has always been used in the Region of Cambryoniia, while also being state languages of Flufferonia and Königshaven.

Religion
The Kingdom is 74% atheist, due to the period of Social Advancement in the 1900s. The other 26% are made out of several religious groups, with Modern Memism making up 16% of the population, Memism making up 4% of the population, and Schickalism making up 3% of the population, with the religion being predominantly in Königshaven. The rest are of other religions.

Race
Memester is a very diverse nation. 46% of the Population are made out of Humans, 44% are made out of Demi-humans, and the rest of the 10% are made out of AIs.

Of the 90% demi-humans and humans in Memester, 35% identify as Holmarkean, 14% identify as Celtician or Flufferelt, 11% identify as Holmaronian, 10.7% identify as Flufferonian, 8% identify as Havener, 7% as West Memesterian, 4% identify as New Bayrish, 3.3% identify as Neverendian, 3% identify as Akarui, 2% identify as South Unvarian and 2% identify as Illusian.

In the 44% of the population being demi-humans, 16% of the demi-human population are of Hoodie or Hoodie descent, 16% are of fish-related descent, 14% are of canine descent, 14% are of feline descent, 14% are of monke descent, 12% are of a mix of hoodie and fish descent, 8% are of elf descent, and the final 6% are of other descents, like demon-type descent and bear descent.

Largest Cities

Rank

City

Metro area population

State

1

Mayrina Bay

9.4 Million

Greater Mayrina Region

2

Londonium
(Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin)

5.6 Million

Greater Mayrina Region

3

Yeetusholm

5.5 Million

Neu Holmark

4

Leopardville

4.2 Million

Flufferonia

5

Chinatown
(Leeye)

4 Million

Xinwanhe

6

Bukit Nordich

3.5 Million

Unvaria

7

Grünberg

3.34 Million

South Hoodies

8

Green Bay

3.3 Million

South Hoodies

9

Königsborger

3.2 Million

North Hoodies

10

Grünberg an der Haven

2.75 Million

Königshaven

Government

Memester is a Constitutional Monarchy. However, the Monarchy has a moderate amount of power, to ensure the Federal Government doesn't issue out laws that violates the constitution, and the rights of the people. The Monarchy controls the Telecommunications Ministry, the Education Ministry, and partially, the Military and Foreign Affairs. The leading party, the New Nordic-Memers Progressive Union, is a Libertarian Socialist Monarchist party, which is was founded by a member of the Royal Family. Such applications of power are the reason why one of the PRM's goals are to abolish the Monarchy, as they would often obstruct the goals of the PRM, as East Memester, using their power, as written in the constitution.

Both the King and the Queen are able to rule at the same time, as the nation retains what has always been the norm, since the 1800s. Both are in charge of the same things that the Royal Family could do, making sure there's an equality between both.

Foreign Relations and Military

The country was in an alliance of socialist nations, which was short lived, as the alliances proved to just be a club that you'll be in just to look good. But for now, the country is nonaligned, as the country focuses on increasing the might of the Military.

The Royal Memesterian Armed Forces is going through a massive upgrade, to be on equal standings with the Illuverendians. Newer weapons, newer planes, newer vehicles and ships were made to catch up. With the Navy promising a 3rd peak in Naval power, the country is rushing towards deterrence through military might.

Economy

Economic Indicators

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Currency: Memesterian Memebux (MM$)
Fiscal Year: October 21st


GDP (nominal): 5.834 Trillion Memesterian Memebuxes
GDP (nominal) per capita: 23,312 Memesterian Memebuxes
Labor Force: 87% (217,734,428)
Unemployment: 0.39% (976,051)

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