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by The Jiving Jungle of Baloo Kingdom. . 112 reads.

How To Be Like Baloo Kingdom In 10 Easy Steps

Hello user, and welcome on your journey to becoming me! I’m Joseph, the dude behind [nation]Baloo Kingdom[/nation]. I think the first thing you need to do is master the refined art of

[b][size=150]Not Taking Yourself Too Seriously[/size][/b]

In order to truly [b]Not Take Yourself Too Seriously[/b] you need to realize that deep down, everybody is, has, and will be until a robot takeover, completely human. Upon this foundation, one can truly begin their quest for true happiness in the form of personality. The next step in becoming me is the phrase

[b][size=150][strike]Curiosity[/strike] Generosity Didn’t Kill The Cat, A Car Did[/size][/b]

What this means is disputed by Baloo Kingdom scholars all over the globe, myself included. However, we can boil it down to simply being a generous person. If you have something that you don’t care about at the moment that someone else wants, give it to them without delay. Someday, your kind act might circle back to you, and if not, you made someone’s day nonetheless. Moving on, always

[b][size=150]Remember To Sit Often[/size][/b]

Sitting is the foremost quality of a Baloo Kingdomian disciple. So you know when your legs get tired? Baloo’s legs never tire because of constant and regulated sitting. A simple “*sits*” will do simply in the RMB of your region. It may be annoying to some, maybe even spammy, but it is, nevertheless, a core principle. To continue further on your path to becoming epic, you must

[b][size=150]Join The Baloominati[/size][/b]

To do this, just telegram me. It’s that simple. Now you may be thinking what is the Baloominati? Well...
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1470963
Once have read the holy word, you may make your choice. If you choose not to join, do not proceed through the steps any further. For those of you who have made it

[b][size=150]Read Infinity Bear, Peargame, and Rome Wars[/size][/b]

Infinity Bear, Peargame, and Rome Wars are my masterpieces, my legacy. You cannot become me without knowing “your” own work! Here they lay, kindly cataloged by Mr. Hresvelg:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1500581
Upon reading the trio of epic parody sagas, you have reached a threshold to becoming Baloo. Good job getting this far, by but you still have much to learn. Namely, 

[b][size=150]Abusing Commas[/size][/b]

Of course, the abuse of the comma, in my opinion, is best shown in this masterfully crafted horror sentence, written only by me, or eventually you. I mean seriously, I used like six commas in the same sentence. I could have separated the sentence in multiple, but no, that’s not how you become Baloo. Make sure to throw a healthy average of 2-3 commas a sentence, or sometimes one, in order to maintain your status. Up next, 

[b][size=150]Don’t Say The No-No Words[/size][/b]

Don’t swear kids, because it’s mean and you could get hurt, by me. Heck and frick are as far as one should deviate. Anyways,

[b][size=150]Write A Song/Song Parody Or Memorize “The Bare Necessities”[/size][/b]

Oooooo, it’s one of those “choose your own adventure” things. Well kinda, I mean, all three options lead to the same result, that being the next step. To explain, what you got to do is get with the groove in some way, shape, or form. Whether that be writing a song, learning a song by heart, or parodying a song is up to you (me). Once you do that, you’re well on your way. To better enrich yourself, you next need to

[b][size=150]Become A Master Class Memelord[/size][/b] 

Becoming the best Bearmaster/Memelord is no easy task to undertake. Memeing ain’t a funny business. To both make good memes and be a meme simultaneously, one must find the perfect balance of meme saturation. Not acting too-memey as to annoy or be discredited by others, but memey enough that you could beat a legitimate government system in an election just by your status.
If you have made it this far you must now complete the final task,

[b][size=150]Shake My (Our) Hand[/size][/b]

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Your (our) training is now complete. You (we) are now me. Congratulations and spread the word!

The Jiving Jungle of Baloo Kingdom

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