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Dispatch → Bulletin → Opinion
Lardyland’s finally fine
Captain lard:We’re gonna fly to school each morning
We’re gonna smile the entire time
Pineapple penlandia:
We’re gonna be more happy
We’re gonna finally be fine
Ironiassia persia:
we’re gonna get more calm and normal
Goofys court room:
We’re gonna fix our state of mind
Pinochet executionists:
We’re gonna be less crazy
(All together):
We’re gonna finally be fine
Captian Lard:
We’re gonna stand holding hands- in a brand new land- far away from the border line
North Cromch:
We’re gonna seem like a mainstream dream
Sung Il Meat:
And be appealing to all mankind
(All together):
We’re gonna have more fun and be less weird than the first 3 years combined,
And we’re gonna live forever*
Captain lard & Pinochet executionists:
And we’re gonna sleep together
(All together):
And we're gonna finally be sunny and shiny
We're gonna finally be fine!!!