Das Bunicken Post-Gazette, Ausgabe 23

𝔖𝔥𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔳𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔱

Her Imperial Majesty had a hearing today, where she falsely was accused of pressing false charges against a member of the regions of The Moonlight Battle Born and Hartfelden. This disgraceful liar has accused Her Imperial Majesty of pressing false charges on them and trying to destroy his reputation.

It was reported to the Bunicken Post-Gazette that this member has a history of spying, and they have stated that from the moment they entered the Assembly of Regions he has had an agenda to see the Reich removed from the alliance, maliciously calling it a “cancer on the organization.”.

Her Imperial Majesty has filed charges on this character for leaking content from a secured Assembly of Regions server, which then was published by August in order to give world leaders an excuse to have her put on a watchlist.

The rules of the Assembly of Regions clearly state that a member may copy and redistribute content in the alliance without limitation, but that no content may be released by those who do not lie within the official internal lines of communication. The administration of the organization later determined that leaking content from a secure channel outside of the Assembly of Regions was in violation of the criminal code, a class A offense of against its security, leading to the removal of this individual from the alliance networks.

𝔇𝔞𝔰 𝔈𝔫𝔡𝔢 𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔙𝔬𝔯𝔟𝔢𝔦

As October comes to a close, Z-Day event must end as well.

Legendary figue Max Barry delivered his thoughts on the matter as last night came to a close, issuing a statement surveying the damage and concerns of the people:

“To those who thought it was in poor taste to have a zombie uprising during a real pandemic, I say: You make an excellent point. That’s very reasonable. No one wants to watch a horror movie when they’re already living in one.

But perhaps there’s no better time to shoot Cure Missiles at zombie hordes than during a health crisis. It is a time when regions either work together and survive, or else sink in communal apathy. This year, despite extra challenges from an unknown start time and two surprise interventions, many regions again proved themselves to be vigilant and effective, successfully staving off the undead until the very end.”

𝔇𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔬𝔡 𝔳𝔬𝔫 𝔖𝔢𝔞𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔶

Movie star Sean Connery - famous for his roles in the James Bond franchise, Alfred Hitchcock’s Marnie, and Sidney Lumet’s The Hill - has sadly passed away in his sleep last night.

Connery died at the age of ninety in his home at Lyford Cay, in the community of Nassau in the Bahamas.

News of Connery’s passing was given to the public by his family and Eon Productions, with a number of co-stars paying their respects.

The opinions expressed in this dispatch are those of its respective authors, and in no way, shape, or form should be construed as those of the New Reich of Bunicken or any of its officers or members unless otherwise explicitly stated.