NATIONSTATES WEEKLY

so we have a few HUGE stories
and in the realm of news the one that I am in and that has let YOU read this (or you could be listening with auto reader)
this is our first edition and i belive that here is THE news

THERE IS A NEW NEWSPAPER IN TOWN/GAME
IT IS CALLED THE NATIONSTATES CHRONICLE BY Sail nation world news service WHO ALSO OWNS (PRESUMABLY BY THE NAME AND FLAG Sail nation Sail nation travellers AND Prussian sail nation) WHICH LEADS TO QUESTIONS WHY IS HE DOING THIS AS FOR ONE IMPORTANT THING HE HAS NO DISPATCH ADS HOW DOES HE MAKE CARDS HOW HOW HOW BUT MORE IMPORTANT IS GET THIS IT ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY NICE (LIKE PROFFESSIONAL)
SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT

(OPINION)
SAD NEWS PIGEONSTAN (ME) LOSES DELEGATIAL RACE IN THE TNP
AS YOU ALL KNOW THERE WERE 5 CANIDATES AND ONE WAS CLEARLY BETTER PIGEONSTAN (SADLY HE LOST) BUT I MEAN HE LOST SO WHAT HE CAN RUN AGAIN (WHY DO I ALWAYS REFER TO MYSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON) AS YOU KNOW ONLY YOU CAN MAKE PIGEONSTAN THE DELEGATE SO LO-GO TO THE TNP VOTING BOOTH (MAKE SURE YOU HAVE CITIZENSHIP AND ARE ABIDING ALL LAWS) ONLY YOU CAN HELP THE BEST EVER DELEGATE CANIDATE WIN

(OH WAIT WE HAVE TO SAY WHO WON)
THE WINNER WAS dun dun dun Kranostav

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