New List of Crimes

Remember that list of crimes I made, that included a list of who and when they were committed. Well, since I'm bored, I'm doing that again.

List of crimes:
Anything to do with cheese
Stealing a rifle grenade
Stealing rice
Throwing a lion off of a cliff without singing "The Circle of Life"
Having a PhD in something stupid
Hollistic medicine
Making UV light visible to the naked eye
Bagels without cream cheese
Donuts without frosting or glaze
Honey Barbeque
Capitalism
Armenia doing an Uno Reverse on Azerbaijan
Not treating the US State Georgia as an autonomous territory of Georgia
Borat trying to be anything but Kazakh
Reality TV
MTV
Not singing the DragonTales theme when ever a dragon enters the room
Any cake that isn't ice cream cake
Lucky Charms cereal
Not roasting a marshmellow until it's completely black
Tony the Tiger
Treating Justin Bieber like he's American, when he's Canadian
Treating Justing Bieber like a Canadian
Treating Justin Bieber like anything other than a parasite
PepsiCo
McDonalds Malaysia
Messing up a fast food order
Name brand medicine