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by The Nationalism Leads To Fascism of Melicorium. . 70 reads.

Allies and Enemies

Puppets
The Stan Melix Alliance is Melicorium and its puppets, all of which are run in real life by Stan Melix's real-life counterpart. (No, I won't doxx myself.)

Lore (Roleplay Puppets)
A video game company called MGM Electronics International, based in Las Vegas, owns a computer game called Moneybag Bay. In this game, you are able to play as one of four fictitious nations, which are different than Melicorium in some way or another, but they all have one thing in common: they permit private industry and a free market. This game exposes the ineffectiveness of the capitalist system, and how the workers in these four countries, all located next to each other on a small bay, are exploited by the bourgeois for their own wealth. The four countries are named Melicoria, KOnNekEr, Ezekiluwa, and Jehovahs Witneses.
Another country named Toovaloo, a very small island 500 miles away from Moneybag Bay, is frequently mentioned in the game, but is not a playable nation.

    Melicoria - An average "democracy" with good civil rights and political freedom, but uses the capitalist system.
    KOnNekEr - Simply a dictatorship that likes to exploit every single one of its citizens, and only benefits the autocratic government.
    Ezekiluwa - The same as Melicoria, but less economically efficient and more politically free.
    Jehovahs Witneses - Just a bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses who rule themselves with their restive rules and oppressive cult.
    Toovaloo - A small, primitive island, which all four of the previous nations are attempting to exploit for themselves.

CTE'd Puppets

    Penisula - I created this nation for the sole purpose of finding out if you can be banned for your nation name -- and it turned out it wasn't. (However, that answer is not definite.)
    Atzlan - I created this nation to spy on Chicken Overlords, who apparently were going to take over NationStates on 16 May, but didn't. However, I kept blurting out that I was spying on them with that particular nation, so obviously, my cover was easily blown. I decided to simply abandon this nation after that.
    Fascist Antarctica - I created this nation to secretly gather some information from this fascist nation who refounded one of The South Pacific's roleplay regions when it CTE'd. However, this nation was banned, since I openly expressed extreme right-wing views on two regional RMBs in order to cloak myself (which breaks site ToS).

Spy Puppets
I also have a puppet actively spying on Chicken Overlords' activity, but I will not reveal it, now that I have learned my lesson with Atzlan.

UPDATE AS OF 15 JUNE 2020: I have retired the spy puppet, which I am going to reveal is named Panceltica. This is because it seems that Chicken Overlords is not actually going to take over NationStates.

Experimental Puppets

    Soviet Socialist Republics - I created this nation to see how a stereotypical communist nation would turn out, like the trope found in issues or issue options exclusively for nations with the “Socialism” policy.

List (in order of founding)

    Melicoria - Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
    Melicorium - Main nation; Civil Rights Lovefest
    KOnNekEr - Iron Fist Consumerists
    Ezekiluwa - New York Times Democracy
    Penisula
    Jehovahs Witneses - Iron Fist Consumerists
    Atzlan-
    Panceltica - Liberal Democratic Socialists
    Fascist antarctica
    Toovaloo - Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
    Soviet-socialist republics- - Democratic Socialists

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Friends Comrades!
Cohuila Y Tejas - Best (NS) friend! More importantly, my IRL friend that I met in 8th grade English class. Yes, he's imperialist, but he actually cares for his people and doesn't treat them like freaking slaves.
Proctethia - (Soon-to-be-former) LC and Socialist friend! Small, floofy, Greco-British fox. Doesn't like war, and I am one of the nations that protect him during the event of a war. I will never forgive you for the Boat thing and the Treaty of Plodoon, though. Also, stop messing around with me when my sense of humor is down >:(
Laamiva - Small, artistic, Austrian frog-rabbit hybrid - or "frobbit", as I would say. I also protect her during the event of a war. But stop calling me Carolina! Also, stop messing around with me when my sense of humor is down >:(
FiHami - A Floridian phoenix, and the famous Minister of Military Affairs of the South Pacific. She is a serious arsonist.
Imperial Dodo - IDK, I met him at the 2020 TSP Independence Day Festival.
Purple Hyacinth - Some small Washingtonian (state) purple hyacinth that for some reason, is made of lilies.

Neutral
The great parkguinius/The high and papal parky of parkguiness - Humorous mutual friend that is a Michigander penguin. I was forced to indirectly go to war with him as a result of the events following the Treaty of Plodoon. Still, he is an evil imperialist.
Western Fardelshufflestein - Enemy during the Great Durian War. Not Kenneth Branagh.
ShangYuen - Fellow Socialist nation! He has something against me, though, since apparently I have committed a crime in his soil, my citizens are banned from two of his cities, and he squished me while he was this giant cat ball thing.

Enemies CAPITALIST/FASCIST/IMPERIALIST PIG DOGS!
J o J - HOW DARE YOU! YOU HAVE TO RESPOND TO ONE OF TSP'S CITIZENS TRYING TO CONDEMN YOU FOR YOUR HEINOUS FASCISTIC AND IMPERIALISTIC ACTIONS BY STEALING ONE OF OUR ROLEPLAY REGIONS!? SCREW YOU, limited democracy no, FASCIMPERIALIST SCUM!

This factbook is always WIP.

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