Our nation is a grand, highly cultured land. We believe in equality, free speech, big government, and socialism.
Instead of war, we support peace talks, education, and diplomacy - conflict is necessary, but not where it's violent. Our peace also allows us to make gains in science (we have extremely advanced technology, including a presence in space) and art (we are in the top one percent of art in the world, with that number growing every day).
We put our trust into numbers - after all, they never lie - more than ourselves. Our state-planned economy is run by an AI, and robots act as judges.
We support the human right of love, whether straight or LGBTQ+, monogamous or polygamous. As long as you treat your partners well, the government doesn't really care.
We understand that the environment and the economy are not polar opposites - we support jobs in the clean energy sector, and we have utilized our beautiful forests and beaches for tourism. Although we partake in a world-wide climate treaty, our economy is booming- it could even be described as frightening.
Pianaville is a country of values - a country that I am proud to lead.

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