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by The Empire of Tyrransae. . 229 reads.

IH#33170320

INQUISITIONAL HEARING #33170320

Jocospor, ShrewLlamaLand, Depackya, Regna Loreau, West Heisen, Khanbaliq Mongolia

Welcome to an impromptu trial, held by special guest South Reinkalistan. I'm back, folks. I would like to personally thank Marrum Graecia for his invaluable assistance in securing me the Imperial Senate.

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You have breached the following aspects of Imperial Law:

[WHO EVEN CARES ANYMORE]

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As such, you have been charged with the following:

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The Chancellor hereby calls upon the Associate Justice to provide evidence for the above charges, and directs them to work closely with Tyrransae:

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Respond or risk immediate spaghettification from the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.

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Following extensive investigations and inquiries into the charges levied against Jocospor, ShrewLlamaLand, et al, the Supreme Judiciary has decided upon a verdict for Inquisitional Hearing #33170320:

  • #1: Gross incompetence against foreign infiltration: GUILTY

  • #2: Betrayal of multiple loyal Confederation member states: GUILTY

  • #3: Harbouring multiple hateful and fascistic states: GUILTY

  • #4: Illicit collusion with The Interregional Axis and Nouveau Quebecois at the expense of the Confederation's former membership: GUILTY

The Supreme Judiciary hereby sentences the ENTIRE Supreme Council High Council Imperial Council to IMMEDIATE spaghettification, and a slap on the wrist™️.

So here it is. This is the price you pay. You've messed with me. You've messed with my friends. And this goes as a warning to all hateful regions: you're not safe. You are always susceptible to infiltration.

Lakersk Turnov
Acting-Chancellor of the Supreme Judiciary
The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan

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