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President Gwen Matisch of Hetairaea
Gwen MatischPresident of The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea |
Gwen Matisch
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3D model based on her likeness, 2019
Hetairaea's Top Wh@re |
Inauguration | January 11, 2019 |
Born | July 13, 1996 (age: 26) |
Full Name | Gwendolyn Cynthia Matisch |
Father | Zephyro Matisch |
Mother | Bell Cynthia |
Education Erika Academy of Technology Expert in Computer Engineering - For designing the PSF Array's main processor Adept in Computer Engineering Adept in Computer Science Sanada University |
Religion Technically Catholic Violetism, but effectively atheist |
Sexual Orientation Pansexual |
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Exp. Gwen Matisch (born July 13, 1996), Expert in Computer Engineering, is the current president of The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea.
Gwendolyn Cynthia "Gwen" Matisch (July 13, 1996) was born into a Violetist family in Aokori, a windy, coastal city in the Airi region, though she was never the religious kind. In her childhood days, Gwen was known as an abnormally shy and quiet girl, yet with considerable intelligence and radical ideas. Despite not being one for excess socialization, she learned how to play to people's liking relatively early on and in her own words, "everyone who knew her at all was one of her friends". She enrolled into the Springer Waterfield High School at an early age of 12, and by 13 was considered the undisputed "queen" of the school through sheer respect. She achieved this status by being the smartest student in the school without ever becoming an overachiever, instead maintaining a honest desire to "break the system" and help even the most challenged of students break free of their helicopter parents and certain teachers' unreasonable expectations. This made her normal enough to be popular and trusted by students, yet well-achieved enough to be the school's hope and pride.
This unique "supremacy through normalcy" ability of hers would persist through to her later career and is a key aspect of her rise to presidency, with many political analysts remarking that her election is "not because she's perfect, nor because she's very well-achieved, extraordinarily charitable or in any way a particularly impressive person, but rather because she's such trash that people easily identify with her, and yet she's still dependable enough to get the job done". Even her high school, Springer Waterfield, was only a normal, run-of-the-mill private school when she first enrolled, albeit one that possessed ambitious plans. After she graduated at the age of 14, it quickly became one of the academic hotspots in the nation, known for its innovative ways of teaching and its "tech startup" policies and infrastructure.
At 13, Gwen formed a mock political party called the BEPIS (Betterment of Education Party by Irate Students) with "some delinquent guys from her class" because "the Maths teacher ticked her off". The party's original mission was for the Maths teacher to "chill with his homework" and "let students live their lives instead of forcing them to prepare for the National Graduation Exam". The mock party gained surprising traction, with support from virtually every student and even some teachers in the school. After just 2 weeks, the party succeeded in its mission: Their Maths teacher abolished his NGE Prep class and told all the students to "go study by themselves if they think they are doing so well". Rather than disbanding the mock party, however, Gwen decided to keep it and expand its mission, "for kicks". By the time Gwen graduated, the BEPIS practically controlled "the entire school and the middle school down the street", with the Maths teacher, now... still a Maths teacher, commenting: "At that time, I thought I was teaching them a lesson. Turns out I released a monster instead. A very capable, sexy, and delicious one." The interviewer then proposed with the police to arrest this man for pedophilic remarks, but the officer said: "It's all in the past, man. Plus to be fair she was near-legal by then."
Immediately following her graduation, she was accepted into the Computer Engineering program of the Erika Academy of Technology (EAT), the nation's most prestigious engineering school. Feeling that studying hardware was "not enough", she soon added the Computer Science and the Mathematics tracks to her program after her first year. Meanwhile, her "mock" party continued to grab hold of other schools in the Airi region and neighboring regions, most notably Mochida and Doctor's, with many members being entrusted to draft educational programs for nationally renowned institutions. Gwen herself also became a Special Consultant for the Erika Region Board of Education at age 17, but she "practically called the shots", according to the former Chairman who's now an apprentice of Ricardo Milo in professional flexing.
By age 19, right before she graduates with her dual Master's in Computer Engineering and Computer Science, Gwen was nominated for Minister of Education, but turned the position down because "it's weird studying as the Minister". This statement would later be proven relevant as she transfers to Sanada University following her graduation to earn another degree in Political Science. She later explained this decision as because "some friends in BEPIS off-handedly suggested that I run for President, and I just thought 'why not'. However, my mom insisted that if I was gonna run for President, then I have to study how it works." Gwen then proceeded to build up her political creds and run for President throughout her time at Sanada University, despite her "party" not being officially recognized. She was renominated and this time accepted the position of Minister of Education by 21, right after her graduation at Sanada University, and promptly got elected into office one year later, on January 11, 2019.
When asked about the reason for her sudden and unexpected inauguration, Gwen replied: "I have no freaking idea. You'll have to ask the people for that." Regarding this, an old friend of Gwen and a member of the original BEPIS, Mr. Seiichi Soujirou, now a web developer, commented: "Gwen is one of us, you know. One moment you see her discussing arcane matters with the top people in school, the next she's hanging out with the delinquents and singing their woes. She doesn't just know about our problems, she honestly wants to live it. The people already know who she is before the bigwigs do, so in the end she was the best politician precisely because she wasn't trying to be one." He paused for a moment before adding: "Even now we still hang out. Even now she still acts like total trash from time to time, and I have to be the one who teaches her right from wrong. Not many Presidents do that."
Her first Presidential Order, obviously, was to abolish the National Graduation Exam. She also entered the EAT's Expert in Computer Engineering program on August, 2019 and graduated in August 25, 2021, after the successful initial testing of the PSF Array, a high-speed Internet provider to Mars. The main processor of which was her invention.
For a world leader, perhaps the most defining trait of Gwen is that she's actually pretty shy, and yet brutally honest. She says what she wants whenever she wants it, and has no qualms reminding people that she's only human. Whenever attacked on her unapologetic manner of speech, she often pulls the "I'm the President of Hetairaea. I have a right to express my opinions." card. Some, especially traditionalists and far-right conservatives, dislike her for being such a "dirty" politician, but most others love her for her ability to address problems and candidness. In her own words, whenever she has to do a public address, she doesn't even bother to prepare speeches. She just talks, and it shows.
Furthermore, true to Hetairaean values, Gwen loves sex. According to many of her subordinates, she "looks like a hooker, and if she wasn't the President she probably would be one". Even her Vice President, Mr. Hirota Yotaka, said: "She already is one. Just not full-time." Her roommate from the Erika Academy of Technology recalled: "The very first year she's already got boys visiting her room everyday. Sometimes also other girls, or even women the age of her mother! And the art of it all is that they are not all raunchy people, either. She's got all kinds of partners, from guys on academic probation to the top exemplars and athletes in school, even janitors and school staff, all the way to popular, young professors! It was, literally, fking amazing to behold." Gwen has not tried to deny this. In fact, she has many times stressed that her primary policies are not just to reform the education system, but also to "advocate for sexual freedom worldwide". Erishna Balmroa, the Shangri-La Superbrothel's General Secretary, commented: "Sanada (the Shangri-La Leader and former President) educated all sluts, Gwen educated everyone to accept them."
Underneath it all, however, Gwen is a truly ambitious, responsible and caring woman, with a dream to build a "feminine" government. She believes the way to true prosperity is not through strength or aggression, but through freedom, compassion and mutual understanding.
Gwen's government is described as being like a horny sister, watching over her brothers (the people) to make sure they don't hurt themselves, and care for them when they do, but otherwise let them live their own lives. As for why a "horny" sister in particular, well... it's Hetairaea.
Gwen also particularly values freedom of thought and social intelligence. She's very against any form of oppression, whether physically or mentally, and don't believe in social norms. Needless to say, she doesn't condone any form of extremism either, and heavily promotes open-mindedness.She believes everyone should be able to do and think whatever they want, as long as they get the job done and don't harm anyone else. If the President wants to strip-pole in her free time or a salaryman wants to get nude and sing Jason Chow's raps on his way to corporate meetings, then so be it.
For: Open-mindedness, sexual freedom, freedom of thought, innovative education, inclusiveness, civil rights, scientific progress, full legalization of recreational drugs and prostitution.
Against: Extremism, violence, gun ownership, oppression, excessive government oversight, punishment without rehabilitation, traditionalism, militarism, social ostracism.
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Even though a lot of her political ideals are similar to the previous President Sanada Azusa's, Gwen's most notable difference is that she's a lot more business- and technology-minded. Thus, she was able to turn Hetairaea from a simple "sex state" to a full-blown "party nation" armed with the largest, raunchiest venues and all the latest technologies, many of which are now developed in Hetairaea itself.
As a side note: For a young engineer-President who doesn't subscribe herself to any particular faith, Gwen's surprisingly okay with religion, as long as it doesn't promote extremism. She won't hesitate to preach religious philosophies that she thinks correlate with her values herself. Perhaps this is due in part to her Violetist upbringing.
As can be seen from her education, Gwen likes computers and technology. However, according to herself, she "only wants to know how computers work", as she is "nowhere near intelligent enough to geek out with it or do all the cool things like Mitsuba does". Considering how she was among the top Computer Engineering students at the prestigious EAT, one of the best Computer Engineering schools in the world, this statement should be taken with a grain of salt. But if she says so...
Due to a "dumb mishap in middle school", Gwen has sworn never to pick up a musical instrument again. However, she expressed strong interest in synthesizers, musical production, audio gear (particularly headphones) and even music critique. According to her, synthesizers are "not like anything maestros care about anyway", so "it's okay".
She still loves sex as much as she did in college. This has led to a lot of people giving her delightful, affectionate nicknames such as Hetairaea's Top Wh@re, Trash-Slut President or Girly-Girl Gwen-Gwen. Most if not all citizens are on a first-name basis with the President, despite having to address their room manager by their full title and class. Some government officials even disregard her name altogether and just refer to her as "Big Boobs".
Despite everything, Gwen is decidedly introverted and prefer to spend her free time pondering life's meanings instead of engaging in random social interactions (she'd love to hang out when invited, though). She's also a big foodie and has set out to try all the exotic foods in the world... All the exotic dishes that she thinks she can actually enjoy, at least.
Her favorite colors are sky blue, gold, violet and pure white, in that order. Her favorite dish/sub-cuisine is sushi, and her number one fetish is lactating succubi.
~ Bio written by Madelyn "Can't-Write-Sh1t" Einsweit, in her book "The Woman who Crosses Classes and Fks Expectations".
