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by Valdac. . 2 reads.

VALDACIAN LAW III - BILL OF "RIGHTS"

1. There is no freedom of the press. His Imperial Highness shall dictate what the news is allowed to cover, and what kind of message it is allowed to spread. Anyone working in a news related position who is caught going against the word of His Imperial Highness shall have their tongue removed and shall have "FAKE NEWS" tattooed on their forehead.

2. Freedom of religion does not exist here. His Imperial Highness is your God. Anyone caught practicing worship that is not directed at His Imperial Highness, shall be subjected to extreme torture, and then put to death.

3. Being gay is illegal. The punishment for breaking this law is public humiliation, followed by Death.

4. Being transgender is illegal. The punishment is public humiliation, followed by Death.

5. Anime is illegal. Anyone caught in the possession of anime, or anything related to anime, shall be castrated.

6. All citizens are required to work and help feed the economy. Physical or mental disabilities of any kind are not recognized as an excuse to not be working. If, after reaching the legal age of consent (6), a citizen ever goes more than a period of 1 month unemployment, that citizen shall be forced into slavery by the government for the remainder of their life. The only other alternative is to join the military.

7. Upon reaching the legal age for joining the military (15), all citizens are required to undergo "Draft Preparation Training" for the next 3 years of their life, where they will be trained in basic military procedures. Upon completion of this training, they will then be allowed to choose between staying in the military or being spit back out into the work force.

8. Fidget Spinners are highly illegal. Anyone caught in the possession or production of Fidget Spinners will have both of their hands amputated. Anyone caught speaking highly of Fidget Spinners will have their tongues removed.

9. Protests or dissent of any kind is illegal. The punishment for this is death, along with the rest of the persons family.

10. Public nudity is required by law. The only people allowed to wear clothing is the military and government officials. The military may only wear clothing during training and active duty.

11. Any and all forms of sports are illegal. Participating in or even conspiring to participate in any form of sport will be punished by being beaten to the point of disability.

12. Furries are to be burned at the steak.

Valdac

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