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by The Cheesy Stuffed Crust Remains of Yugobatania. . 3 reads.

"The Inglorious Dozen - Part III"

I-NPASA HEADQUARTERS, VIELO, YUGOBATANIA

Crowds were lined up as far as the eyes could see. TV reporters flocked to the scene, hoping to get coverage of the event. Everyone’s minds were in the stars.

The Vice President of Yugobatania was near the end of a speech.

“...and today, on April 20th, 2019, will mark the day Yugobatania, as a nation, as a people heads to the moon, and beyond! For All, Forevermore!

The crowds burst into joy and excitement. A mile away, the Norvir IV rocket activated its thrusters.

The three lucky astronauts, being Remi Yanders, Faux Magee, and Johan Smith, felt gravity push upon them into their seats.

“You ready for this, Yanders?” Faux strained to say, as the rocket began taking flight.

“As ready as ever!” replied Remi.

“Activating the main thruster,” said Johan. “Hold onto your butts!”
Johan pressed the button sequence to activate the thruster...as well as the explosives...as a great wave of heat enveloped the men, their screams never to be heard.

The cheering stopped, as it turned from joy to horror. Screams were heard, as hundreds gasped and cried. Parents took their children home, to hide their futures from the horrors they were yet to experience.

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