Calvinball tournament rules

There are 13 zones
Zone 1 is the sing song zone: A song of your choice will be played there until someone else lands on it
Zone 2 is the Spaceman Spiff zone: You must escape the GURL before it can destroy you (GURL is a 10 foot worm. Touch it and you are out)
Zone 3 is the anthem zone: You must sing your national anthem 8 times. If someone else lands on the zone they sing their national anthem 8 times.
Zone 4 is the vodka zone: You must jump from pillar to pillar over a lake of vodka
Zone 5 is the Komodo zone: There are rideable Komodo dragons: You must ride through a maze
Zone 6 is the Aplan zone: You must climb through a maze of the dead
Zone 7 is the Wrestling zone: You must take one other player and wrestle until one of you has a broken body part
Zone 8 is the 999 zone: You must hug SCP 999 for 20 seconds
Zone 9 is the Therezinosaur zone: You must read a book on therezinosaurs
Zone 10 is the ice cream zone: You must climb a 53 m tall mountain of ice cream
Zone 11 is the Doctor Who zone: You must climb through a life-size model of the TARDIS, including the swimming pool, library and control room
Zone 12 is the hole zone. You must dig a 30 foot long 10 foot wide trench in a fake road with a jackhammer
Zone 13 is the swamp zone. You must run through a mist filled marsh
After everyone has completed 5 zones, you must battle with giant candy canes as swords. The last one to get knocked out wins