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Dispatch → Bulletin → Campaign
It's going to be a long meme!
Black keep :This is going to be a long meme.
Listen up!
Those who have come to serve the unyielding word of the almighty Yeet,
we have come together in this Warzone under the glare of this chaotic infernal, in the eyes of this game, for one memey reason:
Screw the current Gameplay!
Ballpit22, The greater good of julujulu, Legitnation123, Hilladerzon, The royal order of the weaboo, Delb, 420islandia, Yolo swag, I was eating a milky way, Phoenix lore, and Cubicle number nine : *Aggresive Cheering*
Black keep : This windbag of a game feature has ruined us!
Going on and on and on with their intrigues and conspiracies, where we just wanted to be left in peace and spam!
THIS IS A GAME AND NOT THE CENTER OF SERIOUS BUIZZ POLITICS!
Ballpit22, The greater good of julujulu, Legitnation123, Hilladerzon, The royal order of the weaboo, Delb, 420islandia, Yolo swag, I was eating a milky way, Phoenix lore, and Cubicle number nine : *Loud Cheering*
The greater good of julujulu : Thank you, even I was getting sick of it and I didn't do anything in this lame game but endorse you.
Black keep : And what did they do to the game? They replaced all meaningful mechanics, like couping and invading regions, with mudfights and s**tstorms on offsite chats and forums, degenerating it into nothing but another social media site! Probably designed to degenerate to a state like this by even more of those Gameplay Politicans!
Yolo swag : Nationstates was a game first, aggressive social platform second!
Black keep : And do not start me on all this Pacific bullshit. Oooooooo, If you hate them soo much, why don't you just start invading their region?
The greater good of julujulu: Yeah screw that, they go after regions that have embassies with the Pacific, instead of Pacific!
Black keep : And they have the goal to punish everyone not disliking their enemies! They would leave us alone if we were more more like them and punish people and declare them enemies for having embassy with the Pacific!
Ballpit22 : Yeah, maaaaybe we can agree that they are not the good guys!
Black keep : We are the congregation of a wrathful yeet!
We should begin a new spammy succession!
And I shall lead us in the ninth influx.
For I am your yeeter!
THE NEW YEET!
And after we are done protecting this warzone from all the unfunny nonememers, spam haters and serious faced politicans!
WE WILL..
