— CENTURY NEWSPAPER — Y1. P1.

Today, 18:34 AM, in a Remote Restricted Jungle, The Democtratic Republic of The Indonesian Peoples has launched her first Satellite, Named The Majapahit. the government reported that the satellite was a Telecommunications Wifi Enhancement (or TWE). Which the government TOTALLY not lie to us.

It was launched on papua, on a new military base, Habibie Northwest Base, with a newly branched millitary agency called The Nusantaran Space Administration Agency. It even has seats for people to gather in a safe distance to see the glorious launch and an amazingly huge 2 story countdown clock blocking your view of the secret millitary base. Totaly unintentional!

It was fitted with a small SSRB, 2km long electrical cable, 4 Solar panels, and a highly advance and expensive camera, that is able to see through a wall for some reason...
Probably just to see the beautiful stars above our heads. Our glorious government probably really really loves star gazing!

This satellite is only the beginning of our Contribution in space! We still heve plans on the millitary and even sending people to the moon and you guessed it, the sun! With this glorious achievement we will top all our enemies and they would bow down to our glorious leader!