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by Kerlodia. . 231 reads.

The Cat Is In Council!

*is on the phone* yes, a pepperoni pizza. Yes, that. Ok, thanks! Oh, hi there! I'm Kerlodia, and i'll be running for Local Council this April, after the incident.... I'm a (somewhat) amateur, but however I do promise to keep the populace of TSP safe and happy.
History, WOOOOO!
I stumbled upon NationStates while surfing the net for simulation games on October 3, 2018. So, yes, I came here from a Reddit post. From October to early-December, i was on and off, but in mid-December, i became more and more active, becoming the cute catgirl you see today!
Anyways, let's begin the campaign!
Why vote for me?
Hey! When you vote for me, you increase the chances of having:
1) 2 goddesses in LC! (If your wondering, it's me and Auphelia)
2) A female-majority LC crew who can understand you and help you better.
3) 3 responsible people who can keep the RMB safe from threats like spammers, recruiters and the like.
4) A neko who can hug you when you're down.
5) A gentle neko who is not afraid to uphold the law.
6) A neko who is lenient, yet caring to younger nations.
7) A neko who is trained in persuading people to stay in TSP!
8) A neko who's online to regulate the RMB when the other LCs are sleeping!
9) You want us to do something like allow double-posting? Ask me for any change, and I'll put it up for a vote in POLLS!
THE 4 FIELDS
Who doesn't love a good poll or two? If i get elected, I'll ensure regular polls to tickle your mind and fancy.
I love the friendly community in RMB, and If i get elected, I'll start games and RPs to keep you guys entertained!
As you see, I've only been here since October of 2018, but I'm a daily contributor to RMB. I'm active almost everyday, and I do check RMB a lot to see the latest gossip and chat with good friends like Aidenfieeld(he encouraged me to campaign for LC), The Solar System Scope(he's a nice guy) and Concrete Slab (also a nice guy).
Need assistance? As TSP's resident neko and medic, I'd be happy to help anyone in need.
Q&A
Want to ask a question? TG me with the question, and i'll put it here with my honest answer!
Oh! A question, from.... Conkert Steb? The handwriting on the letter is rather terrible. I'll just assume this is Concrete Slab.
Concrete Slab asks:
What are going to do to increase and improve
organised RP in TSP?

Well, I'll hold weekly RP hours, where a scenario is given by an LC member, and the people can RP with any character they like!
Oh, more questions! This one is from Zess!
Zess asks:
What makes you different from any other generic candidate?

I'm different from other candidates in my personality and behaviour. I'm friendly and a bit of a jokester. Also, when given LC powers, I do what I call "kind-suppressing" where i warn then suppress. Also,
HUGGLES!
And another one from Zess!
Zess asks:
Why did you make the part in the campaign dispatch where it says "THE 4 FIELDS" flesh colored and hard to read against the background?

Well, Zess, here's why.
1. I use the dark theme.
2. It's pink now.
3. Am I a joke to you?
And this is from Aidenfieeld!
Aidenfieeld asks:
1. What is your stance on RMB RP?
2. Do you plan on beginning a daily news dispatch?
3. How will you (if you plan to at all) promote the forums, discord, and WA?

Well me three answers are this:
1. I think RMB RP is a good way for people to connect and have fun when in moderation, but if it gets out of hand, it can disrupt RMB happenings.
2. No. I do not have enough time to scan through every RMB post for news.
3. I will put a daily "ad" of sorts with links for TSP Forums, discord and WA.
Drystar asks:
Daft Tinkle here, TSP expose news, how responsive will you be to demands placed on your time by various members of your entourage?

I'm online everyday, so I'm rather responsive to demands.
Linguiniland asks:
Since Aidenfieeld refuses to answer my "Avian Flu" question I will ask you this miss Kerlodia:

1) You state that you will hold "Weekly RP Hours". With the current RP rules on the RMB are you considering changing them or are you going to enforce them and nudge RP's to their respective "Knowhere" and "Psomewhere" regions?

2) You call yourself a goddess. We all know how our goddess and savior Auphelia earned that title. How have you earned it?

*Sets down a catnip covered stuffed owl and munches on marshmallows while awaiting your answers*


1) I'll change the rules of the RMB to allow RP, but within boundaries.
2) I can summon objects, timewarp, telekinese you into a wall, and delete you from existence. Need I say more?

Felis silvestris grampia asks:
Ahem.

Hello, reporting here for Felis Weekly.
As one with intimate knowledge of cats, being one myself, I know that it can be a problem how we cats spontaneously go to sleep in the middle of doing something.
Now, we wouldn't want a Local Councilor who fell asleep on duty, would we?
How do you plan to ensure that you don't fall asleep at a vital moment?


CAFFEINE
I'm a catgirl. I can stay awake like any normal human being.
Beepee asks:
As you're a cat how do you think you'll manage with a penguin, which is a bird... will you want to attack, kill and eat poor Volaworand at every possible opportunity?

I'm a catgirl, so I probably won't be able to kill a very big bird like Volly. Also, I have self-control.
North prarie asks:
1. I'm a feminist, and I hate the sexist internet culture. But how do you think a majority female LC will "focus on you and your needs" than a male LC, considering the overwhelming majority of TSP is male?
2. How can we trust your moderation of inmapropriate content, as a good amount of the innapropriate content in the floof crisis stems from/is your posts?

1. Having a female-majority LC will mean that we can reach over and govern the far reaches of gender, as even being female, I'm queer, so I can help the LGBT community in TSP as well!
2. I have my own limits. So, I will enforce some limits that are slightly less lenient than mine.
Uncomfortable nooks and crannies asks:
You have had to interview a candidate for a position in a team in your company. You have been given no insight into what their job might be except that it is a senior position. You also haven't been told what the team the candidate will work for actually does.
You are asked to provide extensive written feedback on the candidate.
During the interview it becomes apparent that they don't actually know anything.
What feedback do you give?

I would say something like: This candidate, although they are good in terms of personality and communication skills, is lacking experience and needs training. Take him/her in.

Kerlodia

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