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by The Republic of Deerfenland. . 25 reads.

The Early Ramblings of Deerfenland

I am embarrassed...

Deerfenland wrote:I hereby declare war on Glastonese Taipei

Deerfenland wrote:Ok nice...

Deerfenland wrote:A lot...

Deerfenland wrote:This has gotten odd...

Deerfenland wrote:But no... My friend from school is Glatonese Taipei

Deerfenland wrote:Canera this is war...

Deerfenland wrote:Oh shoot... In 16 days, Canera will have a ton of allies and they will overthrow my government...

Deerfenland wrote:A duck? Well this is awkward...

Deerfenland wrote:It was an old nation that I had, then it died because I got busy, then I recreated it...

Deerfenland wrote:I think Canera lost the war, but I'm not sure...

Deerfenland wrote:Deerfenland sends 3 Cruise Missiles to Canera the missiles are less damaging than North Korea's, but they still cause damage.

Deerfenland wrote:You got a point there

Deerfenland wrote:I declare that Greater neo and I win the war against Canera because we have no International Updates...

Deerfenland wrote:Ummmm... Yeah you got the EDGE there...

Deerfenland wrote:We launch our Air Force and they bomb 99% of government houses and buildings in Canera...

Deerfenland wrote:Yeah, but Canera hasn't surrendered even after my bombing...

Deerfenland wrote:Boy... I never controlled you... Never mind... We're still attack you in the air

Deerfenland wrote:Yeah I know... I failed... That is WAAAAAY unrealistic... You need to add 20 more "a"s in it

Deerfenland wrote:490? On a farm?

Deerfenland wrote:Can somebody stop Canera from using nuclear weapons?

Deerfenland wrote:Great... I'm not covered under the pact, so does this mean I can get nuked? :0

Deerfenland wrote:Ok... How many soldiers does my opponent have? He is blaming us for killing 1,000,000 soldiers in the desert, and the only reason we would do that is if he was near our borders, and even if he was, 90% of the soldiers would be in...

Deerfenland wrote:Who do I border?

Deerfenland wrote:Ok the Cruise Missiles

Deerfenland wrote:Bro calm down! You're about to start North War I! Just cool down!

Deerfenland wrote:Modern russian empire, If you DARE invade, threaten, or launch missiles at Atheenos, we will be forced to come into this conflict... Even if we don't do much, you will NOT invade into Atheenos.

Deerfenland wrote:He sent a fiery message to Atheenos, and I kinda wanted to say something like Donald Trump... Sorry

There are more, but I am lazy...

The Republic of Deerfenland

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