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by The Empire of East Lodge. . 46 reads.

Christmas carols for the Holidays

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you look
Everyone's swimming in debt
Worrying 'bout what we'll get
We will celebrate Materialism

Silent night
Silent night
Definetly not holy night
All is calm
All is normal
Jesus is not born until early spring
So to the pagan god of sun we sing!

Pagan and catholic come together
Comprises were made to appease both sides...

Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very bloodly nose
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say, "Wow, Rudolph you should get that checked out..."
All of the other reindeers got fly on Santa's sleigh,
He didn't let poor rudolph, cause he was due to die any day!!!

Up on a house top
Up on the house top
He crawls
It's good ol "Santa Claus"
That was his nickname because he was big like your ol Saint Nick!

Inside your house the burgular stalks, taking your precious stuff
Into the chimney he slips,
To take all your money and your sips.

Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa claus is comin' to town!
Santa claus is comin' to town!
Santa claus is comin' to town!
Ya better watch out
Ya better not cry!
Ya better not pout
I'm telling you why

Santa Claus will enter your house
Santa Claus will enter your house
Santa Claus will enter your house
Santa Claus will enter your house

Now listen to me, and don't make a peep
Just quietly call the police.
He broke in your house
And it's okay
Because the authorities are coming your way!

Santa Claus is inside your house!
Santa Claus is inside your house!!
Santa Claus is inside your house!!!
Santa Claus is inside your house!!!!

He sees you when you're sleeping
He's been doing it for a week
He knows if you've been bad or good
So do everything he says and you might get away.

Santa claus is coming to town!
Santa claus is coming to town!
Santa claus is coming... to town!!!

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