Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 416
Commend G-Tech Corporation
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Having long observed the progress of the corporate conglomerate known as the G-Tech Corporation, including its expansion from the international stage into the much more spectacular multiversal stage following its discovery of portals that enable access to innumerable other dimensions,
Believing that the time has come to recognize this corporate entity for its numerous and long lasting accomplishments,
Calling particular attention to G-Tech Corporation's various expeditions into the multiverse, including, but by absolutely no means limited to:
Their discovery of New Civilizations in a universe in which ageless beings with an inexplicable knowledge of future events were responsible for shaping the course of history. Of particular note is their detailed chronicling of the history of the Imperium of Man, ruled by the immortal Viktor Matveyev Nemtsov, whose exploits include the relentless and near fanatical domination of much of an entire continent.
Their involvement in the alternate universe known as the Forge of Empires, where they catalogued the deeds of the Mughal Empire and the Sultanate of Delhi, including their struggles against the Celestial Kingdom of Yindu and the various imperial powers which supported it.
The Misadventures of the Wicked Sir Winthrop Eddleton the Younger, known for being "OK at Necromancing" but being "[expletive removed] good" at Steampunk Machine manufacturing, and his creation of an unstoppable army of robotic Tree-based clockwork soldiers, his nuclear destruction of the capital city of Altamont, and his subsequent subjugation of Valormen to create a world free of Anarchy and Chaos. These events drew the ire of the omnipotent being Xanatos, Lord of the Dead City.
Recalling fondly the many enjoyable, best-selling turn-based strategy board games that have been marketed by the G-Tech Corporation, which have been lauded internationally for their rich and complex rule systems, such as:
The historical fantasy game series A Different World, including its many expansions such as Age of Darkness, where players can take control of such factions as the Brotherhood of Corvus or the Taiyang Dynasty, as they explore a world of magic and gather resources, construct settlements, and expand into new territories. The game received critical acclaim for its detailed and original worldbuilding, and went on to spawn numerous sequel expansions.
Mass Effect Factions, based on an incredibly popular science fiction series, where players, using their unique faction bonuses, can construct planetary facilities, purchase starships, and install upgrades, all with the aim to decide the fate of this fictional galaxy. The game was very well-received and brought joy to many of its players.
Homeworld, a cooperative survival game, where players take command of various spaceships and must work together to explore new areas, mine resources, and brave the procedurally generated threats to their ships' survival. The game was praised for its modular ship design and extensive technology progression tree, as well as for its difficulty and the tension created by its random encounters.
Acknowledging the G-Tech Corporation's involvement and leadership in the region of Ankh Mauta, one of the first regions to embrace portal exploration and once home to a vibrant community of multiversal nations, and that during a time of uncertainty following the disappearance of the region's founding nation, the G-Tech Corporation took charge to help preserve Ankh Mauta's legacy, in part by barring entry to the region to those without a password and the recommendation of nations within Ankh Mauta, in order to prevent incursions by roving bands of raiders,
Hereby Commends G-Tech Corporation.
Passed: |
For: | 13,154 | 87.1% |
Against: | 1,955 | 12.9% |
Security Council Resolution # 417
Commend Esternial
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The World Assembly,
Applauding Esternial as a nation home to some of the greatest storytellers known to man, entertaining readers around the world by skilfully leading the development of fictions as well as serving as incredible authors -- especially in the genre of science fiction,
Nostalgic about the legendary science fiction series "Border of Reality", depicting a long-running war between mutants and humans developed collaboratively by authors of nations from across the world, which Esternial's camelid authors helped build into the global phenomenon it became, most significantly by
designing the character Reth, a mysterious being with magical powers who destroyed the Superior Artificial Intelligence of Detection and Estimation (SAIDE) in one of the most significant moments in the series' history, and saved countless mutants from death at the hands of SAIDE by teleporting them to Vatican City;
developing the story of a feud between Reth and the omnipotent entity known as "The Architect" in the second book of the series, in which complacency of the latter led to his death at the hands of Reth in one of the most intriguing scenes of the series;
directing the writing of the series' final book, a story revolving around a resurrected SAIDE in an alternate reality and the fight against the artificial being;
Recognising Esternial's additional contribution to the genre of science fiction in the novel "Postapocalyptia", through the character "Ezekiel/Zee Eins" -- arguably the most iconic character of the book -- who gained split personality disorder from brutal experiments conducted on him as a slave by the secretive "BLACKLIGHT"; the character began his journey as a Vagabond as a disliked misfit in the first chapter of the book, before soon redeeming himself and going on to play a critical role in the epic battle against an anti-Vagabond gang,
Observing Esternial's further long-standing contribution in the ancient fable of the "Children of Infinity", developing the legendary warrior Serah Bathys in the fable's prequel, a key companion of the Red Knight in the epic quest to retrieve the Chalice, as well as her descendant, Ritz Bathys, who followed her ancestor's legacy to become one of the most important fighters in the tale, including in her unforgettable fight with Kal'kul Mathel,
Celebrating the development of many other renowned characters by alpacian writers in collaboratively developed stories, such as
the crystalline entity originally by the name of QRTZ.01 -- from the tale "May First" -- who, with aid of the mysterious entity Cloak and Dagger, took human form as "Clarence", a key villain who spearheaded the defeat of the Flyers, before being forcefully reformed after the emergence of the angry Joseph from his own mind;
the warrior Desmond, who defeated the Vice-Principal of the school Elfen High in combat in one of the most epic scenes of the television show of the same name, as part of a quest to free his fearsome dragon, Leviathan;
the character "Saito Uchiyama" in the novel "Adventurer's Guild", a magical swordmaster who, after saving his daughter from being almost killed by a werewolf, created a coalition which triumphantly defeated a band of brigands in battle, and later the Nocturne Claw itself,
Remembering too the work of Esternial in directing the writing of the novel "The Academy", describing what first appears to be a regular first day at school, but soon turns into an adventure to fight the Fallen sent by the warlord Enoch to infiltrate the school, ending with an exciting scene of a capture-the-flag game,
Lauding Esternial's work to also assist in the development of stories beyond direct participation, by creating the storytelling "Think Tank" and "Traveller's Cafe", two widely used discussion venues which have long facilitated the development of new ideas for stories as well as general community interaction,
Scrutinising Esternial's populace as not composed of spitting camels or drama llamas, but showing incredible wisdom and skill which has facilitated the development of countless stories to intrigue and entertain readers around the world, and firmly believing that such talent ought not to go unrecognised,
Commends Esternial.
Passed: |
For: | 11,631 | 87.1% |
Against: | 1,719 | 12.9% |
Security Council Resolution # 418
Commend Fauxia
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Noting the importance of the fourth estate on many nations' operations, as their ability to timely report on issues of national importance help leaders to resolve these dilemmas before they can spiral out of control,
Astounded by the particular effort put in by the hardworking journalists of Fauxia, whose reporting of no less than a dozen issues have greatly assisted national leaders in mitigating their effects,
Admiring the efforts made by Fauxian political correspondents to improve global political literacy through their publishing of the following articles:
Party On, Leader!, in which Fauxian satirists revealed that the global phenomenon known as the SILLY political party had been making waves in general elections and encouraged national leaders to also embrace humour to spice up drab bureaucratic proceedings,
(A Lot of Pennies) For Your Thoughts, in which investigative journalists from Fauxia revealed that political protestors were being paid by subversive forces seeking to undermine Zoning Proposal CWA221, Part 19, Clause F thereby ensuring that nations could take action against these insidious and corrupt actors,
Clasp of Controversy, in which Fauxian photojournalists caught rude leaders red-handed in the act of refusing basic respect, prompting international dialogue on whether the vulgar gesture (or lack thereof) was intentional in addition to raising awareness over the health impacts of handshakes,
Flabbergasted at the omnipresence of Fauxian foreign correspondents at the most important of international press conferences, in which they raised public awareness of diplomatic meetings such as the infamous Meat Meet, a scandalous barbecue between ambassadors from strictly vegetarian nations and those from the United Federation that resulting in the ambassadors involved being grilled for their violations of laws and morals,
Saluting the continued efforts of Fauxian war correspondents, who put their lives on the line to uphold journalistic integrity and break the most important of conflict-related news - such as their publication of the article entitled Counting Coups which exposed bellicose capitalist regimes subversion of socialist states and encouraged fellow communists to defend the revolution and counter the counter-coup,
Reluctantly congratulating Fauxian crackpot conspiracy theorists, whose Building on Sand theory that the artificial islands constructed by Wezeltonia was for the purposes of encroaching other nations sovereignty proved to be right, sparking international backlash against the subversive nation and even strengthening nations frosty relations with Blackacre to fight a common enemy,
Grateful at Fauxian journalists specific devotion towards breaking down xenophobic barriers through their reporting on immigration issues, such as when they advocated for the reversal of immigration bans via the heartwarming story of a Marche Noirian in On the Fence, who had been cruelly separated from his family due to the prohibition,
Exalting the efforts of Fauxian pollsters in conducting the case study known as Ask a Stupid Question, which revealed that the examination required for immigration to be approved was so difficult that nations residents couldnt answer it either, raising questions on the stringency of immigration requirements,
Appreciating the cooperation between Fauxian weather reporters, economists and food critics, who coalesced to produce "Weather Report: Not Graining in East Lebatuck", a dossier that informed leaders of East Lebatuck's famine and encouraged them to export grain to the socialist superpower and prevent millions of people from starving to death,
Understanding that in addition to their journalism, Fauxian writers have also been heavily involved in contributing to this very Assembly, with contributions such as:
authoring SC#308 Commend Candensia, which recognised a nation that also excelled in reporting various issues ravaging nations to the desks of their leaders, as well as their stable leadership of The Hole To Hide In,
co-authoring SC#355 Repeal Condemn The Pacific, which removed an inaccurate, antiquated condemnation, helping to boost the public image of the ancient region following its reforms,
Praising Fauxia for their lengthy tenure as a defender in the Rejected Realms Army and in The Order of The Grey Wardens, protecting several regions from harm by participating in the significant liberations of China, Liberal Democratic Union, North Africa and Indonesia Raya, as well as consistently defending hundreds of other regions from small scale raiders,
Believing that Fauxias hard work and commitment in whatever sphere theyve been involved in has had a positive impact, and that the huge faux pas of not previously recognising this esteemed nation should be corrected,
Hereby commends Fauxia.
Co-author: West Barack and East Obama
Passed: |
For: | 12,289 | 89.7% |
Against: | 1,413 | 10.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 419
On the supremacy of the Potato
A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.
KNOWING that potatoes are ovoid tubers that can be cooked in a variety of ways beloved by many, such as boiling them, mashing them, and sticking them in a stew,
PRAISING the vast variety of potato-based dishes enjoyed by peoples of all the regions of the world, from hearty and delicious soups and stews to spudly delights like bakes and roasts,
RECOGNIZING that a group known as the Potato Alliance has gathered together one of the largest forces ever seen and performed spectacularly during occasional nuclear wars, for example during two wars being absolutely crushed beyond the point of no return, yet managing miraculously to rise from the dead,
ACKNOWLEDGING that Secretary-General of the World Assembly Kuriko and Vice Secretary-General The Salaxalans promised two potatoes to everyone as a central part of their campaign for office,
NOTING that the campaign promise was filled when two potatoes were attached to each missile launched during the aforementioned nuclear wars, a method known as Direct Potato Distribution,
RECALLING that in a recent trade fair, potatoes were the only foodstuff and form of humanitarian aid available for trading, something that confirms their superiority,
AWARE that national leaders frequently face a starchy conundrum, a surplus of potatoes, referred to as A Hot Potato,
AWESTRUCK at the fact that of the many thousands of pieces of international artwork known to exist, at least 537 have been identified as including potatoes and collected by Vice Secretary-General The Salaxalans,
CERTAIN that potatoes will continue to feature prominently in future events,
CELEBRATING that potatoes are known to all as a symbol of friendship and unity,
NOTING that next to the issue of declaring an official food, all other business before the World Assembly is small potatoes,
HEREBY declares the potato the official food of the World Assembly.
Passed: |
For: | 11,040 | 69.5% |
Against: | 4,854 | 30.5% |
Security Council Resolution # 420
Commend Tim-Opolis
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Believing that the nation of Tim-Opolis (Tim) and their numerous proxy states have contributed to the multiverse in a myriad of positive ways, namely in the development of communities and the protection of others from invasion,
Aware that Tim controls the founding nation of Spiritus, and has served Spiritus in a plethora of ways since its founding in 2012, most notably by:
Spearheading industrious recruitment efforts which allowed Spiritus to grow to a population of over 700 nations by 2013, a universally enviable milestone only achievable through intense commitment,
Serving as President and Minister of Foreign Affairs in the region's early days, laying the groundwork for its defender alignment and community which has persisted and thrived long after the peak of Tim's day-to-day involvement as Founder,
Contributing to the development of the region's defender military, the Spiritus Defense Force, by providing early leadership that allowed it to attain heightened levels of activity and enlistment,
Warmed by the radioactive proficiency of the Potato Alliance, founded by Spiritus, led in-part by Tim. Since its initial founding, the Potato Alliance has grown to be a multi-lateral faction of impressive scale, partially as a result of Tims strategy and dedication. Multiple times, the alliance recovered from near-annihilation to global successes (notably in the fifth and seventh nuclear apocalypses), becoming a consistent icon during nuclear conflict,
Awed by the significance of Tims refounding of Greece, an operation during which a proxy of Tim successfully secured and restored the region, later returning it to native possession. This operation saved Greece from the control of Yauna, a nation condemned by this very Council that had subjugated the region prior,
Recognizing Tims extensive defender history since choosing to join the cause, where they were an esteemed leader in the United Defenders League. While in the UDL, they served as a Lieutenant and was skilled at timing military movements, notably in the liberations of Roman Empire and The Middle East in 2012,
Admiring the continued service of Tim to defenderdom through The Order of the Grey Wardens (TGW), where they continued to work towards its full potential as a defender leader. As a driving force in the organizations earlier months, Tim worked to develop the organizations early foreign policy aligning with fellow defender groups and regions, most notably in producing the Andruil Protocols with Spiritus (an agreement which is in-force to this day). After this, Tim continued to serve as a Warden-Commander for several years, during which they aided in the organizations growth and led Wardens in over 297 deployments prior to becoming First Warden,
Honoring Tims tenure as First Warden from July 2020 until November 2021, wherein Tim tirelessly pursued and integrated new talent, leading to a net gain of 22 Wardens and thus reforming TGW into one of the most active militaries of the time. Under Tims leadership, TGW continually broke its own operation records, ultimately culminating with 42 Wardens participating in the November 2021 liberation of Trovons. Throughout its tenure, Tim tirelessly called fellow Wardens of all eras to battle, optimizing the organizations turnout,
Astonished by Tims fervent dedication to defending through TGW, where from their induction to TGW through the end of their tenure as First Warden, they attended an incredible 510 deployments and 6191 total operations, taking an active role in leadership and participation that has continued since the conclusion of their time leading TGW,
Appreciating that many crucial Security Council resolutions that have been authored or co-authored by Tim or its proxies, such as:
SC#74 Condemn Lone Wolves United, a resolution that censures a prolific raiding organization and provides a clear definition for the practice of griefing,
SC#191 "Repeal: 'Condemn DEN'", which repealed the condemnation of a now-defunct raider organization, citing several historical inaccuracies such as misinformation regarding the 2012 occupation of Christmas,
SC#203 Liberate Eternal Scholars, a liberation which freed the region from fascist occupiers that had sought to take the region as a trophy,
Indebted to Tim for their maintenance of the library for all Security Council resolutions for three years, an effort taken up by a select few nations dedicated to preserving the results of crucial international debates,
Believing with little doubt that the nation of Tim has been heavily skilled in the international crafts of both region development and military service,
Hereby commends The Greatest of All Time of Tim-Opolis.
Co-authors: Minskiev, Zukchiva
Passed: |
For: | 10,776 | 66.7% |
Against: | 5,371 | 33.3% |