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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,791stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,262nd
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Gozie ala anyị, akụ na ụba anyị.
Maria Zusodai
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Zunba

Population1.763 billion

CapitalIwauli
LeaderMaria Zusodai
FaithChristianity

CurrencyZan
AnimalZebrata

The Federal Republic of Zunba is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maria Zusodai with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.763 billion Zunbai are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iwauli. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zunbai economy, worth 178 trillion Zans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 101,162 Zans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zunba's national animal is the Zebrata, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Zunba is ranked 17,813th in the world and 19th in Africa for Most Cultured, scoring 92 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,791stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,262ndNicest Citizens: 6,144thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,295thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,491stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,548thSafest: 9,502ndMost Pacifist: 9,709thMost Inclusive: 10,148thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,818thHighest Food Quality: 13,051stMost Devout: 14,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,620thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,643rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,265thMost Cultured: 17,813thMost Influential: 18,128thHealthiest Citizens: 18,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,385thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,917thSmartest Citizens: 22,025thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,041stLargest Governments: 27,366thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,741stLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,495thBest Weather: 30,324th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zunba lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zunba, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.

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