The Federal Nano Dominion of Zono is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zoreaz siddiqui with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.273 billion Zonoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alshu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zonoan economy, worth 125 trillion Apexeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 98,638 Apexeses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,760 per year while the poor average 22,137, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Zono are famed for their reasonable volume levels, Zoreaz siddiqui's Twitcher account is typically used to share cobra memes rather than government policy, and a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining. Crime is totally unknown. Zono's national animal is the cobra and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Zono is ranked 24,353^rd in the world and 14^th in The United Democratic States for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 65,989.17 Standard Monetary Units.