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Most Devout: 178thMost Avoided: 207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
The Great Gazoo!
Influence
Contender
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Zetox

Population7.521 billion

CapitalGazoo City
LeaderThe Great Gazoo
FaithThe Church of Zetox

CurrencyRupee
AnimalDonkey

The Empire of Zetox is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Gazoo with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.521 billion Zetoxians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gazoo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zetoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,542 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 338,020 Rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,404,570 per year while the poor average 53,253, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the teaching of evolution has been banned, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Zetox's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Zetox.

Zetox is ranked 871st in the world and 3rd in Union of Allied States for Rudest Citizens, with 346.01 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Devout: 178thMost Avoided: 207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208thMost Ignorant Citizens: 252ndFattest Citizens: 254thMost Corrupt Governments: 263rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 266thLargest Retail Industry: 347thLargest Mining Sector: 425thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 528thMost Armed: 739thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 828thRudest Citizens: 871stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 942ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 973rdLargest Insurance Industry: 984thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,056thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,058thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,241stHighest Average Incomes: 1,453rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,289thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,213thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,372ndLargest Governments: 4,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,357thMost Influential: 4,443rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,851stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,144thMost Primitive: 6,088thHighest Economic Output: 6,138thLargest Black Market: 7,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,712thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,436thMost Conservative: 9,726thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,001st
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zetox lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Zetox lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Zetox voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Zetox voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Zetox, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetox, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetox, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetox, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Zetox lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Zetox lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.

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