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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,098thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,896thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,012th
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Zeloria

Population8.486 billion

CapitalThe Galactic Core
LeaderDoesn't matter
FaithDepends

CurrencyValuta
AnimalNano-machine cloud

The Intergalactic Mess of Zeloria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doesn't matter with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.486 billion Zelorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Galactic Core. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zelorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Valutas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,898 Valutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Valuta battlesuits, in a fit of passion Doesn't matter has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zeloria's national animal is the Nano-machine cloud, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Depends.

Zeloria is ranked 41,938th in the world and 1st in Zelorias Multiverse for Most Stationary, with 1,052.57452079632 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,098thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,896thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,012thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,903rdNicest Citizens: 5,032ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,579thMost Inclusive: 5,696thSafest: 6,563rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,238thMost Developed: 7,747thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,134thSmartest Citizens: 8,432ndHighest Food Quality: 8,637thMost Pacifist: 9,089thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,266thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,969thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,680thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,619thHealthiest Citizens: 11,639thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,728thLargest Governments: 13,099thMost Secular: 13,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,815thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 16,108thMost Efficient Economies: 16,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,599thMost Cultured: 18,519thHighest Economic Output: 23,808thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,977thBest Weather: 24,638thLowest Crime Rates: 24,905thHighest Average Incomes: 25,883rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,462ndHighest Drug Use: 27,732ndMost Politically Free: 29,190th

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  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Zeloria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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