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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,992ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,628thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,886th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
A Luta Continua, Unidos Venceremos
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Zambique

Population16.919 billion

CapitalMaputo
LeaderComrade President Akinjide

CurrencyMetical
AnimalNyala

The Socialist Republic of Zambique is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade President Akinjide with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.919 billion Zambicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maputo. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zambican economy, worth a remarkable 3,092 trillion Meticals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 182,789 Meticals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, edutainment video games are taking Zambique's students to the next level, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zambique's national animal is the Nyala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zambique is ranked 69,289th in the world and 24th in Africa for Most Stationary, with 678.80444056488 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,992ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,628thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,321stSafest: 4,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,739thMost Developed: 4,755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,918thLargest Governments: 5,362ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,416thMost Inclusive: 5,417thSmartest Citizens: 5,547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,673rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,827thHighest Food Quality: 6,026thMost Efficient Economies: 6,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,611thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,722ndHighest Economic Output: 6,944thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,391stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,427thNicest Citizens: 7,479thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,883rdMost Secular: 7,932ndMost Cultured: 8,207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,325thHealthiest Citizens: 11,043rdMost Influential: 12,466thMost Pacifist: 12,507thHighest Average Incomes: 13,065thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,262ndTop
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Best Weather: 20,892ndMost Income Equality: 20,929thMost Patriotic: 21,690thLargest Populations: 21,859thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,621stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,037th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zambique was endorsed by The Sultanate of The Afro-Arabian Morocogyr.
  • : Zambique voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Zambique was endorsed by The United States of Mesozoique.
  • : Zambique's influence in Africa fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Zambique's influence in Africa rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Zambique was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Zambique was endorsed by The Republic of Khoikhoia.
  • : Following new legislation in Zambique, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Zambique, edutainment video games are taking Zambique's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Zambique, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.

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