Population | 16.919 billion |
Capital | Maputo |
Leader | Comrade President Akinjide |
Currency | Metical |
Animal | Nyala |
The Socialist Republic of Zambique is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade President Akinjide with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.919 billion Zambicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maputo. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Zambican economy, worth a remarkable 3,092 trillion Meticals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 182,789 Meticals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, edutainment video games are taking Zambique's students to the next level, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zambique's national animal is the Nyala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Zambique is ranked 69,289th in the world and 24th in Africa for Most Stationary, with 678.80444056488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zambique was endorsed by The Sultanate of The Afro-Arabian Morocogyr.
- : Zambique voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Zambique was endorsed by The United States of Mesozoique.
- : Zambique's influence in Africa fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Zambique's influence in Africa rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Zambique was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Zambique was endorsed by The Republic of Khoikhoia.
- : Following new legislation in Zambique, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Zambique, edutainment video games are taking Zambique's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in Zambique, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Lower Nubia, Vendera, Union New Canadian-American Acadia, Mombombu, Nyabo, Khoikhoia, Mesozoique, and The Afro-Arabian Morocogyr.