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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,647thLargest Populations: 11,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,038th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
In God we trust!
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zalgo the Splendid

Population22.815 billion

CapitalZalgotown
LeaderZalgo II
FaithSplendidism

CurrencyRing
Animalwolf

The Empire of Zalgo the Splendid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zalgo II with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.815 billion Zalgo the Splendidians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zalgotown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The very strong Zalgo the Splendidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 50,232 Rings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,334 per year while the poor average 6,247, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, Zalgo the Splendid has designated Zalgotown as its capital city, Zalgo II has just been declared ruler of Zalgo the Splendid in an international press conference, and Splendidism has been named as Zalgo the Splendid's national religion. Crime is a problem. Zalgo the Splendid's national animal is the wolf and its national religion is Splendidism.

Zalgo the Splendid is ranked 177,669th in the world and 2nd in Joltulando 2 for Most Stationary, with 83.3753633064 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,038thHighest Economic Output: 25,156thMost Pro-Market: 27,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29,633rd

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