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Healthiest Citizens: 3,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,770thBest Weather: 4,021st
The Eternal Empire of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Truth, to happiness, Darkness Runs
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Zalfeya

Population9.985 billion

CapitalFulminata
LeaderSupreme Emperor Zal

CurrencyZorphen
AnimalFalcon

The Eternal Empire of Zalfeya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Emperor Zal with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 9.985 billion Zalfeyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fulminata. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zalfeyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,382 trillion Zorphens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,466 Zorphens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalfeya's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zalfeya is ranked 31,814th in the world and 47th in Gay for Largest Populations, with 9.98 billion Capita.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,770thBest Weather: 4,021stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,137thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,600thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,791stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,914thMost Efficient Economies: 5,537thMost Developed: 5,690thMost Inclusive: 5,840thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,096thSafest: 6,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,502ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,023rdLargest Governments: 7,237thNicest Citizens: 7,259thSmartest Citizens: 7,446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,051stMost Cultured: 8,726thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,157thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,175thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,303rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,486thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,106thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,647thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,340thHighest Economic Output: 13,029thMost Pacifist: 13,979thMost Secular: 14,258thHighest Average Incomes: 17,112th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zalfeya, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Zalfeya's influence in Gay rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Zalfeya, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalfeya, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Zalfeya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Zalfeya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Zalfeya, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalfeya, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalfeya, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalfeya, millions of Zalfeyans are excellent swimmers.

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