The Uluandom of Zabacuz is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Uluan Girilayacandrasa Zabacuziz Mangate with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1 billion Zabacuzizzes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampoengdarnimala. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zabacuziz economy, worth 114 trillion Sluzzes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,326 Sluzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, Uluan Girilayacandrasa Zabacuziz Mangate's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, there are no more heroes any more, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zabacuz's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zabacuz is ranked 14,029^th in the world and 1,038^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 22.31 Bank.