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Most Valuable International Artwork: 506thMost Cultured: 606thMost Cheerful Citizens: 836th
The Mother Dragon's Realm of
Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality
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Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Yuza

Population10.338 billion

CapitalKhore
Leaderthe Ballistic Death Squad Matriarchy

Currencyoseka
Animaldragon

The Mother Dragon's Realm of Yuza is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Ballistic Death Squad Matriarchy with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.338 billion Yuzanis are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khore. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuzani economy, worth a remarkable 2,910 trillion osekas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 281,495 osekas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yuza's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yuza is ranked 287,023rd in the world and 6,955th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 506thMost Cultured: 606thMost Cheerful Citizens: 836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 966thHighest Food Quality: 970thMost Efficient Economies: 1,019thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,050thLargest Governments: 1,088thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,145thMost Inclusive: 1,198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,235thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,333rdMost Patriotic: 1,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,403rdNicest Citizens: 1,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,601stMost Extreme: 1,620thMost Developed: 1,854thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,926thSmartest Citizens: 2,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,206thLowest Crime Rates: 2,418thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,496thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,631stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,764thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,140thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,655thHighest Average Incomes: 3,688thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,945thHealthiest Citizens: 4,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,151stMost Income Equality: 7,330thHighest Economic Output: 7,738thTop
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Nudest: 15,433rdBest Weather: 17,412thMost Secular: 22,584th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 125th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 125th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 177th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 206th in the regionMost Income Equality: 232nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 420th in the regionBest Weather: 425th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 500th in the regionMost Secular: 560th in the regionMost Stationary: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yuza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Developed, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Yuza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Yuza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Yuza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuza, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Yuza, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Yuza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Yuza was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Eldian empire, killing 1 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
  • : Yuza was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Realm of shadows, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Yuza was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Realm of shadows, infecting 1 million survivors.

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