Population | 9.895 billion |
Capital | Hip Hop Town |
Leader | Yukimura |
Faith | Hip Hop |
Currency | Beatz |
Animal | House Cat |
The Lo-Fi Hip-Hop Beats of Yukimura is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yukimura with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.895 billion Yukimurans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hip Hop Town. The average income tax rate is 88.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Yukimuran economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Beatzes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 161,497 Beatzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukimura's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hip Hop.
Yukimura is ranked 45,715th in the world and 59th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 956.15961722412 days.
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- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.