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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,717th Most Pacifist: 2,256th Most Inclusive: 2,820th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Peace, Happiness, and Llamas for all!
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Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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Yotongrek

Population7.528 billion

CapitalSychyko
LeaderPhysicsFighter
FaithThe Cult of Hard Bass

CurrencyKramas
AnimalLlama

The Free Land of Yotongrek is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by PhysicsFighter with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.528 billion Yotongrekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sychyko. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The very strong Yotongrekian economy, worth 797 trillion Kramas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 105,929 Kramas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotongrek's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Hard Bass.

Yotongrek is ranked 3,386th in the world and 1st in Krythandya for Nicest Citizens, with 46.45 Average Smiles Per Day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,717thMost Pacifist: 2,256thMost Inclusive: 2,820thSafest: 2,853rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,163rdNicest Citizens: 3,386thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,474thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,612thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,736thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,654thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,681stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,817thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,189thLargest Governments: 6,236thHealthiest Citizens: 6,300thLowest Crime Rates: 6,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,784thSmartest Citizens: 7,294thTop
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Best Weather: 8,373rdMost Cultured: 8,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,270thMost Stationary: 10,820thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,467th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Yotongrek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Yotongrek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.

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