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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,355th Most Pacifist: 2,092nd Most Inclusive: 2,583rd
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Peace, Happiness, and Llamas for all!
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Yotongrek

Population7.891 billion

CapitalSychyko
LeaderPhysicsFighter
FaithThe Cult of Hard Bass

CurrencyKramas
AnimalLlama

The Free Land of Yotongrek is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PhysicsFighter with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.891 billion Yotongrekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sychyko. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The thriving Yotongrekian economy, worth 916 trillion Kramas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 116,145 Kramas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotongrek's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Hard Bass.

Yotongrek is ranked 2,663rd in the world and 1st in Krythandya for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,846.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,355thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,092ndMost Inclusive: 2,583rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,663rdSafest: 2,757thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,954thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,134thNicest Citizens: 3,279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,346thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,393rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,714thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,268thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,664thLargest Governments: 5,734thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,771stHealthiest Citizens: 6,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,109thLowest Crime Rates: 6,125thSmartest Citizens: 6,589thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,025thBest Weather: 7,528thMost Cultured: 7,932ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,680thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,733rdMost Stationary: 10,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,489thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,816thHighest Economic Output: 15,083rdMost Secular: 15,487thMost Developed: 16,991st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Yotongrek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Yotongrek.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Kramas of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.

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